Now I can buy my 15th house!

“If we get one person a little bit wrong” = Shooting a mother in the head and calling her a “fucking bitch.”
So unfair how the media overreacts….

“All the hoopla” = Killing two Americans.

I still miss you in The Post!

"Households in the bottom 10% income bracket are expected to see $2,160 less annually as a result of those policies, or about 5.6% of their average income, starting in 2026. The top 10% is set to see a net benefit of $9,670."

Curious to see how these wondrous hallucination machines will revolutionize education....
(AI bubble, anyone?)

Then Perplexity directed me to Omari Douglas Nelson’s “The Heir of Wuthering Heights,” which does not exist. (Except in this version spun up for me by ChatGPT.)

Perplexity then insisted that Lily Tuck wrote, “Sanctuary: A Tale of Life and Death in Wuthering Heights.” (She did not, though ChatGPT was happy to create a book cover for me.)

Tonight, Perplexity insisted that Lily Tuck never wrote “Heathcliff Redux.” (There’s a copy right here on my desk.)

Classic description of the Great Depression: “In about four months you'll see something really dramatic happen and the prices will come down.”

I figure, why not? I could use a miracle.