Ron MacIntosh
@ronmacintosh.bsky.social
we hold deez nuts to be self-evident
New game: every time the traction control light turns on take a drink.
December 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
New game: every time the traction control light turns on take a drink.
Cute Without the ‘U’ (CTE from the Team)
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Cute Without the ‘U’ (CTE from the Team)
An escape room that turns into a rage room when you’re done
May 31, 2025 at 9:47 AM
An escape room that turns into a rage room when you’re done
Cars typically go by their family name first, e.g. Ford Focus, Hyundai Sonata.
May 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Cars typically go by their family name first, e.g. Ford Focus, Hyundai Sonata.
Please listen closely as our menu options are in Pig Latin.
May 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Please listen closely as our menu options are in Pig Latin.
I would fuck marry, marry fuck, and kill kill
March 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I would fuck marry, marry fuck, and kill kill
Maybe more people would know what the spleen does if it had a more serious name
March 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Maybe more people would know what the spleen does if it had a more serious name
What’s everyone’s opinions on changing hiding spots during hide and seek?
March 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
What’s everyone’s opinions on changing hiding spots during hide and seek?
Half poker half hibachi. When you win the dealer throws shrimp in your mouth
March 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Half poker half hibachi. When you win the dealer throws shrimp in your mouth
I fucking love filling up on bread
March 2, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I fucking love filling up on bread
I bet tinnitus is worse for people who don’t have an internal monologue
February 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I bet tinnitus is worse for people who don’t have an internal monologue
a haiku
ow shit fucking shit
i just hit my funny bone
ow ow ow ow ow
ow shit fucking shit
i just hit my funny bone
ow ow ow ow ow
January 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
a haiku
ow shit fucking shit
i just hit my funny bone
ow ow ow ow ow
ow shit fucking shit
i just hit my funny bone
ow ow ow ow ow
I got a cardboard cut at work and my boss kissed it?? It does feel better now but like??
January 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I got a cardboard cut at work and my boss kissed it?? It does feel better now but like??
One thing about this whole thing people don’t seem to understand is that it wasn’t a rock. It was a rock lobster.
December 10, 2024 at 6:15 AM
One thing about this whole thing people don’t seem to understand is that it wasn’t a rock. It was a rock lobster.
My therapist keeps saying “oh wow no way me too” after everything I say
December 4, 2024 at 11:08 PM
My therapist keeps saying “oh wow no way me too” after everything I say
cunty boy can survive
November 23, 2024 at 9:53 AM
cunty boy can survive