Ron Hitchens
@ronsoft.com
Girl Dad. Java Champion, Software Architect, Consultant, Curmudgeon. Mostly retired. Boomer, but one of the good ones. American, living in Spain after 12+ years in the UK, after many years in Silicon Valley (when it was cool).
Don't obey in advance.
Don't obey in advance.
Donald Trump: "I don't need prizes. I need to save lives."
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Donald Trump: "I don't need prizes. I need to save lives."
Wasn't there talk of MTG running for governor of Georgia? She may want to distance herself from Trump now so as not to be associated with his stink in her upcoming campaign.
Or maybe she got a juicy lobbyist offer to shut her up.
Or maybe she's a vindictive psycho who will 𝗻𝗼𝘁 be ignored.
Or maybe she got a juicy lobbyist offer to shut her up.
Or maybe she's a vindictive psycho who will 𝗻𝗼𝘁 be ignored.
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Wasn't there talk of MTG running for governor of Georgia? She may want to distance herself from Trump now so as not to be associated with his stink in her upcoming campaign.
Or maybe she got a juicy lobbyist offer to shut her up.
Or maybe she's a vindictive psycho who will 𝗻𝗼𝘁 be ignored.
Or maybe she got a juicy lobbyist offer to shut her up.
Or maybe she's a vindictive psycho who will 𝗻𝗼𝘁 be ignored.
With apologies to Urkel
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
With apologies to Urkel
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
The once and future King – of Rock 'n' Roll
October 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The once and future King – of Rock 'n' Roll
Totally normal for a Very Serious President of America to post AI slop videos of himself, as a King, literally shitting on We The People.
Yeah. Totally normal.
🎶 Don't fear the reaper ...
Yeah. Totally normal.
🎶 Don't fear the reaper ...
October 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Totally normal for a Very Serious President of America to post AI slop videos of himself, as a King, literally shitting on We The People.
Yeah. Totally normal.
🎶 Don't fear the reaper ...
Yeah. Totally normal.
🎶 Don't fear the reaper ...
Bondi is like Deedra Meero from the show Andor, but less lovable.
October 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Bondi is like Deedra Meero from the show Andor, but less lovable.
My youngest daughter is named Madeline, not entirely not because of those books.
October 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My youngest daughter is named Madeline, not entirely not because of those books.
Emil Bove (Republican undead hatchet man) is 43 or maybe 44.
You can just feel the warmth of human kindness radiating from him.
You can just feel the warmth of human kindness radiating from him.
October 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Emil Bove (Republican undead hatchet man) is 43 or maybe 44.
You can just feel the warmth of human kindness radiating from him.
You can just feel the warmth of human kindness radiating from him.
It's a nice ride, but it's no Trump brand garbage truck.
Hauls garbage in the back and up front.
Hauls garbage in the back and up front.
September 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It's a nice ride, but it's no Trump brand garbage truck.
Hauls garbage in the back and up front.
Hauls garbage in the back and up front.
From Google: The straight-line, or air, distance between Caracas, Venezuela, and Miami, Florida, is approximately 1,360 miles (2,189 kilometers).
So, it's much easier to load drugs and 11 guys into a small boat, for 1,360 miles, at ~40/mph than to, say, send a shipping container. It's so obvious.
So, it's much easier to load drugs and 11 guys into a small boat, for 1,360 miles, at ~40/mph than to, say, send a shipping container. It's so obvious.
September 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
From Google: The straight-line, or air, distance between Caracas, Venezuela, and Miami, Florida, is approximately 1,360 miles (2,189 kilometers).
So, it's much easier to load drugs and 11 guys into a small boat, for 1,360 miles, at ~40/mph than to, say, send a shipping container. It's so obvious.
So, it's much easier to load drugs and 11 guys into a small boat, for 1,360 miles, at ~40/mph than to, say, send a shipping container. It's so obvious.
I have half a dozen streaming TV services and dozens of shows I want to watch.
But I’m *this* close to bingeing all three seasons of Ted Lasso again, for the fifth time.
But I’m *this* close to bingeing all three seasons of Ted Lasso again, for the fifth time.
August 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I have half a dozen streaming TV services and dozens of shows I want to watch.
But I’m *this* close to bingeing all three seasons of Ted Lasso again, for the fifth time.
But I’m *this* close to bingeing all three seasons of Ted Lasso again, for the fifth time.
Mehdi Hasan, rhetorical samurai warrior.
July 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Mehdi Hasan, rhetorical samurai warrior.
This is known as the TACO cycle.
June 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
This is known as the TACO cycle.