Kudos to Jimmy Kimmel for getting back on the air and not pulling a single punch. Boo to ABC for suspending him, and boo to Sinclair and Nexstar for rolling over and peeing on themselves when our clown in chief didn't like something.

Every time I hear Whitney Houston sing, I want to pinch bobby brown in the throat.

So, I know this is a fairly Liberal platform...which is where I belong, but I feel like generational stuff crosses political lines.

Am I just being "Get off my lawn!" Guy if I am annoyed when kids add a syllable to everything? "NO-uh!" "Oh my god-uh." "Stop-uh!" "Dad-uh!"

OMG!! It's raining in OKC. Good thing all the local stations interrupted the network feed to tell us about the rain! How the hell could we possibly enjoy the Stanley Cup final knowing that rain is falling. But we did switch back to hockey about 5 seconds after Dallas scored the winning goal.

24+ hours in, Corey Booker is 100 times more coherent that Trump has EVER been. Roque On Corey!!

No matter your age, if you aren't at least a little bit sad about George Foreman's passing, then you're broken.

One day he’s telling us that tariffs are amazing because they will bring lots of new jobs to the US and raise so much money we won’t have to pay income tax, then the next day he’s telling us we aren’t doing them because people were nice to him on the phone.

What did The Root do wrong that they had to perform with Little Wayne on SNL? Yes. I know that that it supposed to be Lil' Wayne. I don't care. He's a turd. He is not qualified to clean the toilets the The Root craps in.

We’re done here. Right?