Roo Raymond
@roogoyle.bsky.social
Currently: Painter. Pokémon TCG. Camp Feral! chair. Furry.
Formerly: Musician. Podcaster. Marketer. Actor.
Formerly: Musician. Podcaster. Marketer. Actor.
After watching an interview Seth Myers did with Brendan Fraser, I couldn’t help but drop this into the comment section on Reddit…
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
After watching an interview Seth Myers did with Brendan Fraser, I couldn’t help but drop this into the comment section on Reddit…
On November 6th… will I be inside Drem…
… or will Drem be inside me?
… or will Drem be inside me?
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
On November 6th… will I be inside Drem…
… or will Drem be inside me?
… or will Drem be inside me?
Sorry for the sports but.. I'm so impressed by Trey Yesavage right now:
- He has officially pitched more post-season games than regular season games
- He not only just broke the record for strikeouts by a rookie in the world series, but most strikeouts without walking a batter.. ever... in history!
- He has officially pitched more post-season games than regular season games
- He not only just broke the record for strikeouts by a rookie in the world series, but most strikeouts without walking a batter.. ever... in history!
October 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Sorry for the sports but.. I'm so impressed by Trey Yesavage right now:
- He has officially pitched more post-season games than regular season games
- He not only just broke the record for strikeouts by a rookie in the world series, but most strikeouts without walking a batter.. ever... in history!
- He has officially pitched more post-season games than regular season games
- He not only just broke the record for strikeouts by a rookie in the world series, but most strikeouts without walking a batter.. ever... in history!
Calling it now: Blue Jays win the World Series. Donald Trump signs an Executive Order decreeing that the World Series trophy cannot leave the United States + Blue Jays are not American therefore are not eligible to win. bonus; he’ll present the win to All American Boys Ohtani, Yamamoto and Sasaki!
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Calling it now: Blue Jays win the World Series. Donald Trump signs an Executive Order decreeing that the World Series trophy cannot leave the United States + Blue Jays are not American therefore are not eligible to win. bonus; he’ll present the win to All American Boys Ohtani, Yamamoto and Sasaki!
Possibly their best sketch yet.
Https://youtu.be/bl8Z7Dl7P9A?si=h7X13nDlwR8ykFSC
Https://youtu.be/bl8Z7Dl7P9A?si=h7X13nDlwR8ykFSC
Professor has MENTAL BREAKDOWN and accuses class of cheating
YouTube video by Almost Friday TV
youtu.be
June 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Possibly their best sketch yet.
Https://youtu.be/bl8Z7Dl7P9A?si=h7X13nDlwR8ykFSC
Https://youtu.be/bl8Z7Dl7P9A?si=h7X13nDlwR8ykFSC
No one finds a shift other than 9-5 strange…
.. or that a household doesn’t have dinner at 6 pm…
… or that someone celebrates their birthday the weekend AFTER the actual date.
But people lose their shit when you’re awake at 4 am.
“Why are you up??”
First: read above.
Second: SO ARE YOU!!!
.. or that a household doesn’t have dinner at 6 pm…
… or that someone celebrates their birthday the weekend AFTER the actual date.
But people lose their shit when you’re awake at 4 am.
“Why are you up??”
First: read above.
Second: SO ARE YOU!!!
June 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
No one finds a shift other than 9-5 strange…
.. or that a household doesn’t have dinner at 6 pm…
… or that someone celebrates their birthday the weekend AFTER the actual date.
But people lose their shit when you’re awake at 4 am.
“Why are you up??”
First: read above.
Second: SO ARE YOU!!!
.. or that a household doesn’t have dinner at 6 pm…
… or that someone celebrates their birthday the weekend AFTER the actual date.
But people lose their shit when you’re awake at 4 am.
“Why are you up??”
First: read above.
Second: SO ARE YOU!!!
Someone told me that they watched The Dark Crystal on acid…
… I wouldn’t watch The Dark
Crystal if I’d had a negative thought in the last month
… I wouldn’t watch The Dark
Crystal if I accidentally took a multivitamin AND Emergen-C
… I wouldn’t watch The Dark
Crystal too soon after a good massage
… I wouldn’t watch The Dark
Crystal if I’d had a negative thought in the last month
… I wouldn’t watch The Dark
Crystal if I accidentally took a multivitamin AND Emergen-C
… I wouldn’t watch The Dark
Crystal too soon after a good massage
May 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Someone told me that they watched The Dark Crystal on acid…
… I wouldn’t watch The Dark
Crystal if I’d had a negative thought in the last month
… I wouldn’t watch The Dark
Crystal if I accidentally took a multivitamin AND Emergen-C
… I wouldn’t watch The Dark
Crystal too soon after a good massage
… I wouldn’t watch The Dark
Crystal if I’d had a negative thought in the last month
… I wouldn’t watch The Dark
Crystal if I accidentally took a multivitamin AND Emergen-C
… I wouldn’t watch The Dark
Crystal too soon after a good massage
For years they’ve been warning us about Deep Fakes. Now we’re at a point that we need to start questioning what we see or hear. Start researching deep fake detectors… this sucks. :P
f24.my/B9FH
f24.my/B9FH
Truth or Fake - Canadian PM Carney targeted by viral deepfakes on social media
In the latest round of deepfakes targeting Prime Minister Mark Carney since the Canadian election, the PM is allegedly announcing new auto regulations in Canada, leading some social media users to dra...
f24.my
May 8, 2025 at 10:27 AM
For years they’ve been warning us about Deep Fakes. Now we’re at a point that we need to start questioning what we see or hear. Start researching deep fake detectors… this sucks. :P
f24.my/B9FH
f24.my/B9FH
I don’t care what the official lyrics say… the chorus is:
Rufus oily lightnin’ laughin’ oily watches, no!
Rufus oily lightnin’ laughin’ oily watches, no!
Rufus oily lightnin’ laughin’ oily watches, no!
Rufus oily lightnin’ laughin….
Read it to yourself… you hear it now too, don’t you!
Rufus oily lightnin’ laughin’ oily watches, no!
Rufus oily lightnin’ laughin’ oily watches, no!
Rufus oily lightnin’ laughin’ oily watches, no!
Rufus oily lightnin’ laughin….
Read it to yourself… you hear it now too, don’t you!
April 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I don’t care what the official lyrics say… the chorus is:
Rufus oily lightnin’ laughin’ oily watches, no!
Rufus oily lightnin’ laughin’ oily watches, no!
Rufus oily lightnin’ laughin’ oily watches, no!
Rufus oily lightnin’ laughin….
Read it to yourself… you hear it now too, don’t you!
Rufus oily lightnin’ laughin’ oily watches, no!
Rufus oily lightnin’ laughin’ oily watches, no!
Rufus oily lightnin’ laughin’ oily watches, no!
Rufus oily lightnin’ laughin….
Read it to yourself… you hear it now too, don’t you!
A proposal:
When you are saying something and are just venting/aren’t seeking someone’s advice or take, at the beginning use <~
Looking for advice? >~
The first is a mouth speaking.
The second is an ear listening.
<~ Roo, I’m just so tired of…
>~ How do I get out of this…
You’re welcome!
When you are saying something and are just venting/aren’t seeking someone’s advice or take, at the beginning use <~
Looking for advice? >~
The first is a mouth speaking.
The second is an ear listening.
<~ Roo, I’m just so tired of…
>~ How do I get out of this…
You’re welcome!
April 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A proposal:
When you are saying something and are just venting/aren’t seeking someone’s advice or take, at the beginning use <~
Looking for advice? >~
The first is a mouth speaking.
The second is an ear listening.
<~ Roo, I’m just so tired of…
>~ How do I get out of this…
You’re welcome!
When you are saying something and are just venting/aren’t seeking someone’s advice or take, at the beginning use <~
Looking for advice? >~
The first is a mouth speaking.
The second is an ear listening.
<~ Roo, I’m just so tired of…
>~ How do I get out of this…
You’re welcome!
Hey Google Maps… when i’m driving in my car and i want to find a restaurant, 99 times out of 100 i’m not looking for a dining experience. i’m looking for a drive thru… and when i search for drive thru please understand that the LAST place i want to go is a mall food court :P
December 21, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Hey Google Maps… when i’m driving in my car and i want to find a restaurant, 99 times out of 100 i’m not looking for a dining experience. i’m looking for a drive thru… and when i search for drive thru please understand that the LAST place i want to go is a mall food court :P
At Toronto Pokémon Regionals… in the first five minutes i conceded first match and he conceded second. I led the third match before drawing nothing but stadiums as he stomped me hard! Second round i bricked, then started well… but a misplay left me with no energy to play with… 0 for 2 D:
December 14, 2024 at 3:53 PM
At Toronto Pokémon Regionals… in the first five minutes i conceded first match and he conceded second. I led the third match before drawing nothing but stadiums as he stomped me hard! Second round i bricked, then started well… but a misplay left me with no energy to play with… 0 for 2 D:
Bulbasaur… walk slowly toward me.
And don’t… look… back…
And don’t… look… back…
December 10, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Bulbasaur… walk slowly toward me.
And don’t… look… back…
And don’t… look… back…
Hey. I’m sure you’ve wondered about WD-01 through -39, or Preparation A-G. But what about the roots of Star Wars droid darling, BB-8?
Wonder no more.. I found number 2!
Wonder no more.. I found number 2!
July 24, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Hey. I’m sure you’ve wondered about WD-01 through -39, or Preparation A-G. But what about the roots of Star Wars droid darling, BB-8?
Wonder no more.. I found number 2!
Wonder no more.. I found number 2!
OMG… it explains so much!
I’m not a not-a-morning-person’s morning-person :O
I’m not a not-a-morning-person’s morning-person :O
July 7, 2024 at 2:41 PM
OMG… it explains so much!
I’m not a not-a-morning-person’s morning-person :O
I’m not a not-a-morning-person’s morning-person :O
“The man at the podium
Pleads for some immodium.”
Analysis: where is this? what is he actually there to talk about? how did he not realize earlier? Where is he in his talk? How many people is he talking to? Who would have immodium on them? If he’s pleading, has he already asked? Isn’t it too late?
Pleads for some immodium.”
Analysis: where is this? what is he actually there to talk about? how did he not realize earlier? Where is he in his talk? How many people is he talking to? Who would have immodium on them? If he’s pleading, has he already asked? Isn’t it too late?
July 5, 2024 at 6:06 PM
“The man at the podium
Pleads for some immodium.”
Analysis: where is this? what is he actually there to talk about? how did he not realize earlier? Where is he in his talk? How many people is he talking to? Who would have immodium on them? If he’s pleading, has he already asked? Isn’t it too late?
Pleads for some immodium.”
Analysis: where is this? what is he actually there to talk about? how did he not realize earlier? Where is he in his talk? How many people is he talking to? Who would have immodium on them? If he’s pleading, has he already asked? Isn’t it too late?
Just saw a stat saying that most renters don’t plant to purchase a home.
Incorrect.
Most renters are unable to purchase a home… because average house price in ontario is over a million… detached. Semi detached. Bungalow. Raised bungalow.
All the same.
Incorrect.
Most renters are unable to purchase a home… because average house price in ontario is over a million… detached. Semi detached. Bungalow. Raised bungalow.
All the same.
June 20, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Just saw a stat saying that most renters don’t plant to purchase a home.
Incorrect.
Most renters are unable to purchase a home… because average house price in ontario is over a million… detached. Semi detached. Bungalow. Raised bungalow.
All the same.
Incorrect.
Most renters are unable to purchase a home… because average house price in ontario is over a million… detached. Semi detached. Bungalow. Raised bungalow.
All the same.
Everyone, shut up! Creed’s singer is Frank Sinatra in a new Ronald Reagan biopic. Robert Davi, whose character died from fart in TRAXX, is Leonid Brezhnev. It’s written by the Space Cowboys guy, and the guy who wrote Revenge is the Nuts, an episode of Tales from the Crypt. Also, Kevin Sorbo is…???
May 25, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Everyone, shut up! Creed’s singer is Frank Sinatra in a new Ronald Reagan biopic. Robert Davi, whose character died from fart in TRAXX, is Leonid Brezhnev. It’s written by the Space Cowboys guy, and the guy who wrote Revenge is the Nuts, an episode of Tales from the Crypt. Also, Kevin Sorbo is…???
I love the Canadian 90s alt band The Gandharvas, and all three of their albums with all my heart. I’ve listened to them so many times that it really stood out that they used completely different vocals and mixed them way forward for their debut album, A Soap Bubble and Inertia for Apple Music. Why??
May 7, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I love the Canadian 90s alt band The Gandharvas, and all three of their albums with all my heart. I’ve listened to them so many times that it really stood out that they used completely different vocals and mixed them way forward for their debut album, A Soap Bubble and Inertia for Apple Music. Why??
How is it that cases of pop, the beverage of the unwashed masses, seems to be more expensive every week… but ‘overpriced fancy fizzy water’ La Croix is the same price as it was before COVID?
May 4, 2024 at 6:19 PM
How is it that cases of pop, the beverage of the unwashed masses, seems to be more expensive every week… but ‘overpriced fancy fizzy water’ La Croix is the same price as it was before COVID?
All the other kids with their
Pumped Up Kicks
Better fly round the world one day
They looked left and right
But they didn’t like the sight
And then they outran my bullet
HOOORAY!!”
Pumped Up Kicks
Better fly round the world one day
They looked left and right
But they didn’t like the sight
And then they outran my bullet
HOOORAY!!”
March 31, 2024 at 3:23 AM
All the other kids with their
Pumped Up Kicks
Better fly round the world one day
They looked left and right
But they didn’t like the sight
And then they outran my bullet
HOOORAY!!”
Pumped Up Kicks
Better fly round the world one day
They looked left and right
But they didn’t like the sight
And then they outran my bullet
HOOORAY!!”
Through the 2010s, how many Americans won the Oscar for Best Director? The answer: one half… not half of the awards… one half of an American.
Here’s the rundown: four Mexican , one and a half French, one Korean, one Taiwanese, half of a Brit, half of an Australian and half of an American.
Here’s the rundown: four Mexican , one and a half French, one Korean, one Taiwanese, half of a Brit, half of an Australian and half of an American.
March 7, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Through the 2010s, how many Americans won the Oscar for Best Director? The answer: one half… not half of the awards… one half of an American.
Here’s the rundown: four Mexican , one and a half French, one Korean, one Taiwanese, half of a Brit, half of an Australian and half of an American.
Here’s the rundown: four Mexican , one and a half French, one Korean, one Taiwanese, half of a Brit, half of an Australian and half of an American.