rookache.bsky.social
@rookache.bsky.social
turning 30yo this year and i still have nightmares about school.. forgetting backpack on school bus.. not remembering my schedule.. not prepared for test..
January 15, 2026 at 7:41 AM
tw early development stress, mental exhaustion

a real thing that a 5yo told me today at work (i work with young children) he was being silly so i told him "you're so funny. don't you guys think he's so funny?" from here on M stands for me and B stands for boy
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 AM
fun fact: when chanpan guitarist matthew says he is organizing his community, he actually means he is organizing photos of the women in his community. he uses leftist talking points and feminine clothing to gain women's trust. he is already objectifying you while talking and dressing like an ally.
January 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
#texas #houston

houston / texan folks - especially if you work with warehouse (like uhaul), garbage, landfill, please keep an eye out for this bag. it's a timbuk2 messenger bag that looks like this rough drawing (i got it back in 2016 i cant find any good pics)
December 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
the korean transliteration for ai is quite interesting. artificial is 인공 and intelligence is 지능. 인공 comes from chinese characters where 인 means human and 공 means to make. 인 is usually a suffix used to describe race and nationality, and 공 is usually a prefix used to describe crafts and engineering.
December 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
kind of want to pick an earbud out of a strangers ear and throw it as far as i can.. i need to stop working at a kindergarten omg.. seeing these 3yo and their shenanigans is making me think of nonsensical scenarios that help nobody..
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 AM
balkan bfast flu edition (my sinuses are so clogged)
ginger root
horseradish root
wasabi root
thai chili
peppercorn
December 5, 2025 at 10:21 AM
back in sept 11 we had a field trip to an airplane museum. tomorrow we go to a memorial for the third prez who is controversial for killing many civilians & is the father of the female prez who got impeached for having a shaman dictate everything including her political responsibilities.
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
seal + bird = penguin
seal + crab = turtle
seal + fish = whale
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
big brain melody
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
not enough americans realize usa was the blueprint for nazi germany
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
my brain is so fried i opened this choco biscuit expecting some whatever design and seeing the violin and music notes was so funny i burst out laughing
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
under my dictatorship cats will be a core part of kindergarten curriculum so everyone understands personal space, and there will be cat wheels where street cats can run on them to generate electricity
October 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
cant wait for a world where everyone sits to pee and poo regardless of genitals
August 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i started this eng kindy job knowing its a shithole. i applied as a teacher's assistant. during my interview (a friday) i was asked to be the english teacher for 2 weeks (start the monday right after the weekend) but its a global franchise so i thought theyd have a standardized system
June 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
my kindergarten went on a picnic and we cleaned the picnic mats in the dumbest way ever. we were told to wipe them with wet wipes. we have a bigass rooftop the size of two tennis courts. not tiled roof, but the kind you can walk on. we couldve just hosed them down and put them up on the roof
May 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
i saw "body worlds" exhibition when i was small. definitely before 2nd grade. now im 28 and i dont think those exhibitions are necessary. i was curious about who started it and looked up an interview. im going to pick the ones that stood out to me from this one. www.theguardian.com/theguardian/...
Q&A
Gunther von Hagens, anatomist and inventor of plastination.
www.theguardian.com
May 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
mind blowing how everyones familiar with lion king yet so many think that africa is entirely a desert......
May 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
recently learned that my definition of kindergarten is not common in the west. in korea, kindergarten is a three year process for 4, 5, 6 year olds.
May 23, 2025 at 9:27 AM
kindergarteners keep dropping shit that rolls off the table so why arent the tables designed to prevent things from rolling off??
April 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
thought 보조개 was emotional support dog.. nope it means dimples -__-
March 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
i thought beavers pick up sticks from the ground.. i cant believe they bite the tree until it falls.. wtf.. im 28yo btw
March 9, 2025 at 9:48 AM
duster cat pillow!!
Cat Pillow
The beloved cat from Duster's self-titled record, now available in plushie form.
numerogroup.com
March 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
idea: chess pieces that look like fingers
March 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
rotund chest.. feel free to add on
February 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM