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i dont want my players at your house and i don’t want your kids at my athletic department
January 1, 2026 at 12:36 PM
i dont want my players at your house and i don’t want your kids at my athletic department
this team is 2-0 and they’re taking nothing for granted
January 1, 2026 at 12:24 PM
this team is 2-0 and they’re taking nothing for granted
they should make a bidet for your pee hole
December 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
they should make a bidet for your pee hole
i’ll be honest, i only contain a few multitudes
December 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
i’ll be honest, i only contain a few multitudes
New York Penn Station…Newark Penn Station….what’s next, Nerk Penn Station????
December 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
New York Penn Station…Newark Penn Station….what’s next, Nerk Penn Station????
wives love to read articles called “the best pajamas”
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
wives love to read articles called “the best pajamas”
all good things come to an end. it’s like that nelly furtado song “all good things come to an end”
December 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
all good things come to an end. it’s like that nelly furtado song “all good things come to an end”
i think i need to get into black midi
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i think i need to get into black midi
fun fact: in every tom cruise role he says the phrase "humpty dumpty sat on a wall"
December 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
fun fact: in every tom cruise role he says the phrase "humpty dumpty sat on a wall"
youve been through enough today, you dont need to be looking at garbage
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
youve been through enough today, you dont need to be looking at garbage
imagining a brand that is not purpose driven and shitting my pants
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
imagining a brand that is not purpose driven and shitting my pants
amtrak sends emails like IMPORTANT TRIP UPDATE URGENT PLEASE OPEN and then its like "ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ sᴇᴀᴛ?"
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
amtrak sends emails like IMPORTANT TRIP UPDATE URGENT PLEASE OPEN and then its like "ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ sᴇᴀᴛ?"
doing kiss from a rose at work karaoke is a fireable offense, in that i sang it with my coworker and then he was fired a week later
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
doing kiss from a rose at work karaoke is a fireable offense, in that i sang it with my coworker and then he was fired a week later
i would like to lessen the impact i have on my community
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
i would like to lessen the impact i have on my community
i can’t afford to send my daughter to snowboarding school, and it’s really stressing me out
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i can’t afford to send my daughter to snowboarding school, and it’s really stressing me out
i have a lot of guilt over not wanting to take over my father’s champagne company
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i have a lot of guilt over not wanting to take over my father’s champagne company
when people in movies are throwing up and hugging the toilet i’m like hey…don’t do that…that’s where people poop
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
when people in movies are throwing up and hugging the toilet i’m like hey…don’t do that…that’s where people poop
Writer at Self-Employed
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Writer at Self-Employed
i could really go for some flavoursome food right now. preferably with a succulent taste
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i could really go for some flavoursome food right now. preferably with a succulent taste
picking up john goodman for the prom and he’s glowing :)
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
picking up john goodman for the prom and he’s glowing :)
the colts being good is a recession indicator
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
the colts being good is a recession indicator
people love making a fuss when there's some kind of situation
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
people love making a fuss when there's some kind of situation
im shutting shit down at the mall
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
im shutting shit down at the mall
i haven’t taken heed in a while
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i haven’t taken heed in a while
i read lolita at 7 because i was into milfs
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i read lolita at 7 because i was into milfs