Gotta be tiring when you have to be right about everything and you gotta 1-up me any chance you can get 🙄

My greatest pet peeve is when my roommate delivers news to me thats something i told them hours prior as if I wasn’t the one that told them. Am i just talking into a void? Or do they happen to have the memory of a goldfish? Take your bets

When you have roommates it’s basically a prep course for having a toddler- they will be messy, they will have a tantrum if they don’t get their way, you will basically have to take care of their pets for them

I feel like it should be totally acceptable to make the roommate that creates your need to go to therapy pay for said therapy. 🤷

Friday night means Saturday morning your wine drunk roommate reorganized the silverware drawer on the floor

Everyone will at point in their life have that one roommate that make your watch the extended edition of the lord of the rings triology- you will have to hear all the behind the scenes facts you do not get a choice in the matter. This is an unavoidable life event!

I think my roommate is trying to invent a new weapon of mass destruction in our fridge and the culprit? A rancid gallon of milk fermenting in the back for a month straight

The math they should teach in school is when your roommate that has a B.S. in Accounting has to make a 2nd rent payment and STILL gets the math wrong.

Gotta love it when your roommate leaves a half full bottle of brewski on the coffee table for his pet to knock over and the only acknowledgement you get after you clean it up is “ heard” . Bitch this ain’t “ The Bear” 🐻