holy moley, yes. I'm so glad you two know each other!

I'll never get over the amazingness of your body - or that view.

Does it work the other way? "Hey Google, give me an orgasm."

Craziest sex I've ever had. When there was no chance of a relationship, she took that crazy to the next level. Started stalking, jumping on the hood of my car while moving, and breaking windows in my house. Enough for me to call the police. Instead, I went back for more crazy sex.

Jealous you got to see Book of Mormon!

I usually have to use my mouth to untie knots. Is that ok?

Good morning!!!

Find what it is that excites her. Provide it. The dopamine hit each time is an addiction. She'll always want more of whatever it is.

This is now my favorite advent calendar ever.

Batman. Let's see what's on your utility belt!

Right

They bring extra sexy to what's already overflowing with it. In short, yes.

An ass that's ready for me

All the stuffing