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“I’m about to go to town on this” - the #Spirit employee about to assign all the premium seats to randos bc no one on the entire flight bought them
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“I’m about to go to town on this” - the #Spirit employee about to assign all the premium seats to randos bc no one on the entire flight bought them
Something something Donald Trump shows the American public his hands but it’s a cover up which requires him to go on live tv and do the single ladies hands. Yes the one by #beyonce
#djt #drumpf
#democracydiesindarkness
#djt #drumpf
#democracydiesindarkness
September 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Something something Donald Trump shows the American public his hands but it’s a cover up which requires him to go on live tv and do the single ladies hands. Yes the one by #beyonce
#djt #drumpf
#democracydiesindarkness
#djt #drumpf
#democracydiesindarkness
im a law student, and when Alanis Morisette sings "it's a death row pardon two minutes too late" it should actually be "getting 17 pizza rolls in a 15 ct box" and the song should have been called "Happy".And sung by
pharrell williams.#pharrell #alanis
#lawschool #biglaw
@innocenceproject.bsky.social
pharrell williams.#pharrell #alanis
#lawschool #biglaw
@innocenceproject.bsky.social
September 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
im a law student, and when Alanis Morisette sings "it's a death row pardon two minutes too late" it should actually be "getting 17 pizza rolls in a 15 ct box" and the song should have been called "Happy".And sung by
pharrell williams.#pharrell #alanis
#lawschool #biglaw
@innocenceproject.bsky.social
pharrell williams.#pharrell #alanis
#lawschool #biglaw
@innocenceproject.bsky.social
The post in question:
August 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The post in question:
Me, high on a single puff in the bathroom while in public w my whole family: the government is trying to silence me for posing a significant threat to the hierarchy system of governance which we call the U.S. of A
Bluesky trying to to tell me I’ve reached my character limit:
Bluesky trying to to tell me I’ve reached my character limit:
a stuffed monkey is wearing a green shirt and jeans and says uhh .
ALT: a stuffed monkey is wearing a green shirt and jeans and says uhh .
media.tenor.com
August 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Me, high on a single puff in the bathroom while in public w my whole family: the government is trying to silence me for posing a significant threat to the hierarchy system of governance which we call the U.S. of A
Bluesky trying to to tell me I’ve reached my character limit:
Bluesky trying to to tell me I’ve reached my character limit:
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. For every shy pee-er there must be a peer pressure pisser
August 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. For every shy pee-er there must be a peer pressure pisser
never like to be on the same side as the south african fascist but the fact that a flight can be delayed two hours and still show up on time is probably the most undeniable proof this is all just a game of sims designed by an incredibly cruel (probably heavily bullied) and not-yet-gay tween
July 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
never like to be on the same side as the south african fascist but the fact that a flight can be delayed two hours and still show up on time is probably the most undeniable proof this is all just a game of sims designed by an incredibly cruel (probably heavily bullied) and not-yet-gay tween
EDAMEME IS SOYBEANS?!?!?!???
July 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
EDAMEME IS SOYBEANS?!?!?!???
why is every week fucking fashion week leave some for us uggos
July 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
why is every week fucking fashion week leave some for us uggos
Saw somewhere that pigs can’t look up so they can never see the stars. Fucking idiots the pig can just stand on a hill
July 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Saw somewhere that pigs can’t look up so they can never see the stars. Fucking idiots the pig can just stand on a hill
Pixar’s Elio is a big win for kids whose names start with the letter e
July 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Pixar’s Elio is a big win for kids whose names start with the letter e
Hate hate hate men who shove in front of u at the fka twigs concert and u look up and they have a buzz cut the same length as their beard? Like stop ur head looks like a super Mario galaxy level
June 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hate hate hate men who shove in front of u at the fka twigs concert and u look up and they have a buzz cut the same length as their beard? Like stop ur head looks like a super Mario galaxy level
the reason it’s so devastating to tell someone “you look like [one of the 6 chipmunks from Alvin and the Chipmunks]” is because most people look like a healthy mix
June 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
the reason it’s so devastating to tell someone “you look like [one of the 6 chipmunks from Alvin and the Chipmunks]” is because most people look like a healthy mix
My doorwoman staring blankly at me as I try to get in at 2 am, visibly high: do you live here?
My tote bag, which I have gamified by putting all of my possessions into capsules so that it’s a gachapon:
My tote bag, which I have gamified by putting all of my possessions into capsules so that it’s a gachapon:
June 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
My doorwoman staring blankly at me as I try to get in at 2 am, visibly high: do you live here?
My tote bag, which I have gamified by putting all of my possessions into capsules so that it’s a gachapon:
My tote bag, which I have gamified by putting all of my possessions into capsules so that it’s a gachapon:
forgot to make ice but needed a cold dc or id simply perish so i brushed my teeth and drank it
May 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
forgot to make ice but needed a cold dc or id simply perish so i brushed my teeth and drank it
Sir, the coffee has hit the second sphincter
May 8, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Sir, the coffee has hit the second sphincter
when i say im visiting my old stomping grounds im referring to this:
March 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
when i say im visiting my old stomping grounds im referring to this:
when i visiting my old stomping grounds im talking about this:
March 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
when i visiting my old stomping grounds im talking about this:
So caffeinated I’m waiting at my mailbox for my hogwarts acceptance letter
#coffee #javahead #myfleshfeelslessattachedtomybonesthanusual
#coffee #javahead #myfleshfeelslessattachedtomybonesthanusual
March 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
So caffeinated I’m waiting at my mailbox for my hogwarts acceptance letter
#coffee #javahead #myfleshfeelslessattachedtomybonesthanusual
#coffee #javahead #myfleshfeelslessattachedtomybonesthanusual
You majored in laser in undergrad. I’m Major Lazers third cousin and also niece (incest). We are NOT the same
March 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You majored in laser in undergrad. I’m Major Lazers third cousin and also niece (incest). We are NOT the same
I’m not the typa guy who’ll just tell you the truth when it’s convenient, I’m the kinda guy who’s crossing the street and HAS to step to the right of you. If you’re already to the right then I go more right. I’ll walk into oncoming traffic YOURE SUPPOSED TO GO LEFT
March 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’m not the typa guy who’ll just tell you the truth when it’s convenient, I’m the kinda guy who’s crossing the street and HAS to step to the right of you. If you’re already to the right then I go more right. I’ll walk into oncoming traffic YOURE SUPPOSED TO GO LEFT
40 degrees and every single Chicagoan wakes up and decides to show some cheeky ankle
March 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
40 degrees and every single Chicagoan wakes up and decides to show some cheeky ankle
When I have incredible #gacha luck: mhm, yes, as expected, i walk the path of the divine and I am justly rewarded
When I have bad luck: Of course, the path of the divine is one of tribulation and sorrow 🤔
When I have bad luck: Of course, the path of the divine is one of tribulation and sorrow 🤔
March 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
When I have incredible #gacha luck: mhm, yes, as expected, i walk the path of the divine and I am justly rewarded
When I have bad luck: Of course, the path of the divine is one of tribulation and sorrow 🤔
When I have bad luck: Of course, the path of the divine is one of tribulation and sorrow 🤔
Woke up this morning knowing it would be a two yellow starburst day
March 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Woke up this morning knowing it would be a two yellow starburst day