i work at a daycare and let me just say, it's very weird hearing toddlers call my coworkers and i by our legal names instead of "teacher" or somthing like that

got bit by a 1 year old at work yesterday and found a bruise from it this morning 😭

living in the south means seeing billboards that say "Shackled by lust? Jesus sets free!" and having you grandmother tell you that she feels convicted to not hand out candy to trick-or-treaters because she doesn't want to support Halloween 💀

my dad said this platform is "atrocious" and "a cesspool" because "the only people who use it are lgbtq or pro-abortion" and i had fight to not bust out laughing and tell him that i have an account lol

though i'd post this over here too

update: the 5k got canceled because of severe weather but we still got medals 💀

just watched some cars go vroom and now i get to walk 5 kilometers lol

i bought Sanemi's sword at a con 😃

thanks Duolingo 💀

lowkey proud of myself because i fought the vacuum cleaner at work and won. we also had a child throw a hacky sack on a ceiling fan within the first five minutes of being here

my partner's cat (Max) and his crochet counterpart

teaching kids to punch and kick things is always special