The Uncanny Valet
rorykelly.bsky.social
The Uncanny Valet
@rorykelly.bsky.social
Manic gay incel
No, he hot 'em straight; he, like all men, needed 'em gay.
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Memento is a movie about the perils of heterosexual underwear: he actually had the answer on his ass the whole time but refused to wear a jock and, thus, people died.
October 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM
"And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your cosmic entity representing the death and rebirth of the universe.

...The odds were kind of stacked against me."
October 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Silence of the Mams
October 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The Exorchest.
October 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Tit follows.
October 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Gorgeous! Your relationship can now vote to allow gay marriage a third time.
October 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I'm envious!
September 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM