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roryyyyy.bsky.social
@roryyyyy.bsky.social
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roryyyyy.bsky.social
Guys I don't think I'm long for this website
stephenking.bsky.social Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · Mar 10
Looks like Trumpty-Dumpty had a great fall
Splat! From the wall [street]

See what I did there?
March 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
roryyyyy.bsky.social
My hit rate over on the flipside is still a lot higher than here mind. Here I'm still wading through the endless stream of Redditors, computer programmer jokes and Obama-era political humour for the odd tweet that makes me chuckle

Lots of #IHateSportsball here too
January 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
roryyyyy.bsky.social
Taking more and more solace on this site because the other site is more and more deathly miserable, even though my favourite tweets on this site are the tweets mocking this site's userbase lol
January 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
posting on here sometimes feels like dunking on toddlers in basketball
leyawn.bsky.social leon @leyawn.bsky.social · Jan 7
where does the new york times even find these people
A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”
January 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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gavisntit.bsky.social
Your actual father is the snooker player Barry Pinches
November 29, 2024 at 9:26 PM
roryyyyy.bsky.social
Mmmmmm not sure how long I'm gonna last here lol
November 22, 2024 at 8:13 AM
roryyyyy.bsky.social
Ahahahahahahaha good shit
handle.invalid fleur @handle.invalid · Nov 21
i feel like the password to charli xcx’s google drive would be really easy to guess
November 21, 2024 at 5:59 PM
roryyyyy.bsky.social
If Bluesky is to succeed it needs more of this dogshit btw

Fewer Star Wars metaphors and stuff about Trump pls
November 21, 2024 at 5:40 PM