It reminds me of the original 80s movie where they make fun of vegetarians when they think the ribs are sticks for the food. It was clear who the butt of the joke was, and it wasn't the meat eaters.

OMG Dooley! I forgot Meyer lemons! So great. I only use those in cocktails now. I think the tree in front of our apartment is those, but they disappear before they are fully ripe so it is hard to tell. Citrus season is one of my favs and makes the winter better.

Raspberries, passionfruit, pomegranate, yuzu, the apples from this one old orchard growing up that I've never found anywhere else because apples are weird like that, watermelon, muscat grapes, grapefruit, pretty much anything peak during its season at the farmers market. Now I am hungry.

Swimming...

I just hate the word in general. Terrible portmanteau. Fantamance was right there! It sounds like it is dancing and throwing glitter in the air. So much better.

I am not enjoying new Newsom's trolling era. I still remember when he was mayor and that clip of him saying gay marriage was inevitable in the most condescending way possible was used to death in Prop 8 ads which then passed. The media trying to force him into the dem candidate is suspect.

So walking and biking. Totally justified. I hate wet legs in the rain.

Didn't spilt skirts from horseback riding become some of the first bike skirts?

Just tell them that you would like to avoid hurling and if they press, ask why they are taking your intestinal distress personally?

Is he still stuck on the fires last January? Where they would have been releasing water in Norcal anyway because you don't fill the reservoirs completely so they have capacity for winter storms and spring runoff?

Eh. It is what it is. I fully endorse saying "it is the fucking cancer you tool" to anyone who won't mind their own business.

Fucking bills. I'd quit in a second without them. If only I felt good about playing the lottery.