rose gold wit.
@rosegoldwit.bsky.social
certified young person | INFJ | 👩🏻🦳💨 🍾✨
Christmas Morning in this house happens late and with bong rips & cinnamon rolls.
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Christmas Morning in this house happens late and with bong rips & cinnamon rolls.
I’ve done shit for Christmas (literally not bought one thing, our tree isn’t even decorated 🤷🏻♀️). It’s our busiest two weeks of the year. I’m working all day Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. I feel like garbage and I should be getting my period ANY DAY NOW.
like we said in the old days…FML.
like we said in the old days…FML.
December 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’ve done shit for Christmas (literally not bought one thing, our tree isn’t even decorated 🤷🏻♀️). It’s our busiest two weeks of the year. I’m working all day Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. I feel like garbage and I should be getting my period ANY DAY NOW.
like we said in the old days…FML.
like we said in the old days…FML.
Read The Housemaid today bc I kinda wanna see the movie and WOWZA was not expecting all that.
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Read The Housemaid today bc I kinda wanna see the movie and WOWZA was not expecting all that.
This headline is wild 😂😂
December 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This headline is wild 😂😂
I’m embarrassed 😂😂
December 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m embarrassed 😂😂
Not Rob Reiner 😭😭
December 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Not Rob Reiner 😭😭
Obsessed with buying things that are my name (even though it’s spelled wrong lmao).
December 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Obsessed with buying things that are my name (even though it’s spelled wrong lmao).
Wait does anyone watch Elsbeth bc I think they’re basing a couple on last weeks episode on Bill and Jordon. 😂
December 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Wait does anyone watch Elsbeth bc I think they’re basing a couple on last weeks episode on Bill and Jordon. 😂
Tim and Teà living part time in Dartmouth is killing me bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN I COULD RUN INTO MY OF MY FAVORITE COUPLES EVER.
a man sits in a chair while a woman stands in front of a window
ALT: a man sits in a chair while a woman stands in front of a window
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Tim and Teà living part time in Dartmouth is killing me bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN I COULD RUN INTO MY OF MY FAVORITE COUPLES EVER.
A PORTUGUESE STUFFY EGG ROLL?! 🤤
December 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
A PORTUGUESE STUFFY EGG ROLL?! 🤤
Someone check on Club Chalamet.
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Someone check on Club Chalamet.
A matching red carpet debut?
KYLIE AND TIMMY PLZ.
KYLIE AND TIMMY PLZ.
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
A matching red carpet debut?
KYLIE AND TIMMY PLZ.
KYLIE AND TIMMY PLZ.
As a former colorguard girl, I hate seeing colorguards out of time during parades.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
As a former colorguard girl, I hate seeing colorguards out of time during parades.
My Boys is finally streaming on something if anyone cares.
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My Boys is finally streaming on something if anyone cares.
Guys I finally started Secret Lives of Mormon Wives 🤣
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Guys I finally started Secret Lives of Mormon Wives 🤣
Alls Fair is NAHT good but I’m gonna watch it anyways bc the cast and guest appearances are crazy.
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Alls Fair is NAHT good but I’m gonna watch it anyways bc the cast and guest appearances are crazy.
Can someone with better fashion sense than me tell me what to wear to a micro wedding in fucking Bangor Maine where we’re just eating dinner? I fear all my current “wedding guest dresses” are too fancy lol
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Can someone with better fashion sense than me tell me what to wear to a micro wedding in fucking Bangor Maine where we’re just eating dinner? I fear all my current “wedding guest dresses” are too fancy lol
I mean listen I love that Coleman is gonna be the Cowardly Lion but Jon Chu said we wouldn’t know til he hit the red carpet so I’m gonna sad they told us before hand.
October 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I mean listen I love that Coleman is gonna be the Cowardly Lion but Jon Chu said we wouldn’t know til he hit the red carpet so I’m gonna sad they told us before hand.
Okay fine I’ll watch Greek again.
October 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Okay fine I’ll watch Greek again.
@citylifelove.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
October 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
@citylifelove.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
I’m genuinely sad about Diane Keaton.
October 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’m genuinely sad about Diane Keaton.
Guys should I anonymously post my uncle in an “are we dating the same guy” group bc I’m sure he’s cheating on his “wife” and I need dirt on his ass bc he’s actually crashing outline and causing so much family shit.
September 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Guys should I anonymously post my uncle in an “are we dating the same guy” group bc I’m sure he’s cheating on his “wife” and I need dirt on his ass bc he’s actually crashing outline and causing so much family shit.
Someone give me a good raffle basket I can put together in the next few weeks for a benefit we’re throwing for a dead friends family.
September 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Someone give me a good raffle basket I can put together in the next few weeks for a benefit we’re throwing for a dead friends family.
I saw an interview with Ben Foster today and the interviewer brought up “Get Over It” so guess what I’m watching now.
September 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I saw an interview with Ben Foster today and the interviewer brought up “Get Over It” so guess what I’m watching now.
I was doing okay at the funeral home til they started playing Ave Maria and I heard John’s middle son audibly crying from a few people over.
God life just isn’t fair.
God life just isn’t fair.
September 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I was doing okay at the funeral home til they started playing Ave Maria and I heard John’s middle son audibly crying from a few people over.
God life just isn’t fair.
God life just isn’t fair.