But considering the kinda partners hes had in the past..... this is definitely a new experience for him

Like no sweetie, we're just both independent adults and I dont require daily communication to feel confident in our relationship.

WHICH IS WHY.
IM NOW BEFUDDLED.
CAUSE TS IS FKN DARK TEAL
NOT GREEN.
ITS GONNA TAKE SO MUCH COLOR CORRECTING WHEN THIS ALL FADES OUT TO FUCKING B L U E

I also like my hair so much more when its green. Doesn't matter the style or length of hair, if its green. Im happy.

Which is green BTW.

But I also I wonder...

But its all one color so I guess ill survive.

And before anyone comes at me for using Splat in the year of our lord 2025.....
I use it specifically for all the reasons we used to complain about it.
I want it to stain my hair and fade out slowly. I know its not the best for your hair so I maybe do it once a year.
So fuck off