So close to Bingo but the standards have been elusive so far.

Also guess where I just picked up Fairytale of New York?

NURSERY DROP OFF.

Just quietly blasting ‘you scumbag you maggot etc’ to a group of 1-4 year olds over their toast and watermelon. THE ORIGINAL. You legends.

Absolutely and godspeed 😁🫡

I keep thinking this about the farce of his deputy doing a Strong Denial. You can almost see him wiggling his eyebrows at their supporters. Oh no, my man Nige isn't racist at ALL *massive panto wink*

Nothing says feminism like forcing women to do something they have been vocal about not wanting to do.

MY LOVE OF SANTA HAS GIVEN ME SAXOPHONE POWERS

*plays unrelated notes*

We did a 100 clove curry recipe once, we made it with nearly 100 bulbs and it was a four person effort. Very good, similarly not overwhelmingly garlicky to eat although I did begin to see through time shortly afterwards