Nothing that government says has any basis in reality.
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Nothing that government says has any basis in reality.
Easter, even - sorry
January 19, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Easter, even - sorry
I hear vibe coding makes it a lot easier to add an easer egg feature to your home page, so there's that ...
January 19, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I hear vibe coding makes it a lot easier to add an easer egg feature to your home page, so there's that ...
Nobody answers in the affirmative to the question "are you insane?".
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Nobody answers in the affirmative to the question "are you insane?".
I don’t really know anything about this, but I too have been wondering why they put this stuff in places like Arizona where it’s hot and dry and not in places like Montana or the Dakotas.
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I don’t really know anything about this, but I too have been wondering why they put this stuff in places like Arizona where it’s hot and dry and not in places like Montana or the Dakotas.
Does that phone even exist?
January 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Does that phone even exist?
Isn't there some kind of award ... ?
January 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Isn't there some kind of award ... ?
Except Russia, as per usual.
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Except Russia, as per usual.
Is she a total fruitcake or a cunning manipulator?
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Is she a total fruitcake or a cunning manipulator?
Amusing that his punishment for them is to exclude them from doing exactly what they say they’re not interested in doing.
January 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Amusing that his punishment for them is to exclude them from doing exactly what they say they’re not interested in doing.
Probably just laying the groundwork for a round of grifting, I am guessing.
January 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Probably just laying the groundwork for a round of grifting, I am guessing.
Why do these people insist on being subhuman?
January 8, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Why do these people insist on being subhuman?
"Find A Reason" - hmm, yes, where to look, where to look...
January 7, 2026 at 1:33 PM
"Find A Reason" - hmm, yes, where to look, where to look...
Perhaps Denmark and Greenland should reconsider and offer the island to Trump for the low, low bargain price of $1 per square foot and split the proceeds evenly between Denmark and the people of Greenland. It should be enough for the Greenlanders to be able to do whatever they want from then on.
January 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Perhaps Denmark and Greenland should reconsider and offer the island to Trump for the low, low bargain price of $1 per square foot and split the proceeds evenly between Denmark and the people of Greenland. It should be enough for the Greenlanders to be able to do whatever they want from then on.
Hand out paper towels.
January 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Hand out paper towels.
Sarcasm, I believe.
January 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Sarcasm, I believe.
I take it you're not a fan of DuckDuckGo ;)
January 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I take it you're not a fan of DuckDuckGo ;)
And for the record we've never seen actual communism implemented anywhere for any length of time.
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
And for the record we've never seen actual communism implemented anywhere for any length of time.
Congrats! That picture of him still reminds me of
December 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Congrats! That picture of him still reminds me of
My lower bound guess for when one of Elon's manned rockets will reach Mars is the year 2100.
December 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My lower bound guess for when one of Elon's manned rockets will reach Mars is the year 2100.
More than anything else, Musk's analogies showcase his entirely average intellect.
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
More than anything else, Musk's analogies showcase his entirely average intellect.