Wade Garrett
@rossg13.bsky.social
I have nothing to sell you or convince you of at this time
Wait…he heard about what happened????
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Wait…he heard about what happened????
Hopefully not as bad as I think things are gonna go cause fuuuuuuuuuck
January 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Hopefully not as bad as I think things are gonna go cause fuuuuuuuuuck
Take a whole bottle of aspirin 9 times a day…totally recommended
January 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Take a whole bottle of aspirin 9 times a day…totally recommended
Still think this is happening? cause it kinda needs to happen sooner rather than later
January 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Still think this is happening? cause it kinda needs to happen sooner rather than later
Taking 4 times the recommended amount of aspirin is still cool, right?
January 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Taking 4 times the recommended amount of aspirin is still cool, right?
The ones they don’t talk to ever? Prolly nothing
January 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
The ones they don’t talk to ever? Prolly nothing
He’s gonna write such a letter…
January 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
He’s gonna write such a letter…
I mean…it worked out so well the last two times we tried that
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I mean…it worked out so well the last two times we tried that
Will everyone calm down? It was just a locker room illegal kidnapping and invasion
January 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Will everyone calm down? It was just a locker room illegal kidnapping and invasion
I. Am. Shocked.
a man wearing a green jacket and a yellow shirt with the word gaspi on it
ALT: a man wearing a green jacket and a yellow shirt with the word gaspi on it
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I. Am. Shocked.
This is just so far today?
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
This is just so far today?
I sense a strongly worded letter coming
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I sense a strongly worded letter coming
He had an operation not seen since WW2?!?!
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
He had an operation not seen since WW2?!?!
Totally false. He hasn’t heard anything about what’s happened
January 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Totally false. He hasn’t heard anything about what’s happened
Yep, we’re back to that every morning
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Yep, we’re back to that every morning
Are we less fucked than we think, as fucked as it seems as fucked as an obese person who lives off of a steady diet of McDonalds should be?
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Are we less fucked than we think, as fucked as it seems as fucked as an obese person who lives off of a steady diet of McDonalds should be?
I believe that was a direct quote from the “late, great Hannibal Lecter”
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I believe that was a direct quote from the “late, great Hannibal Lecter”
The giraffes came up to me with tears in their eyes and said “Sir, sir you have the best cognitives we’ve ever seen” and many people are saying this!
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The giraffes came up to me with tears in their eyes and said “Sir, sir you have the best cognitives we’ve ever seen” and many people are saying this!
That’s why he bled so much from his ear?
January 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
That’s why he bled so much from his ear?
Weird that he bled so little after getting shot in the ear…
January 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Weird that he bled so little after getting shot in the ear…