I am now going to use "it's been a minute" in every sentence!
February 14, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I am now going to use "it's been a minute" in every sentence!
It goes back further than "modern day", as least to the time of Nixon's Southern Strategy and the Dixiecrats jumping (the D) ship.
February 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
It goes back further than "modern day", as least to the time of Nixon's Southern Strategy and the Dixiecrats jumping (the D) ship.
Screw those antisemitic Zionists. That's their problem.
February 13, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Screw those antisemitic Zionists. That's their problem.
I wonder if Trump knows that he's actually an ape.
(We all are.)
(We all are.)
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I wonder if Trump knows that he's actually an ape.
(We all are.)
(We all are.)
It's hilarious that one of the worst Zionists in the world is in Arabs' pockets.
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
It's hilarious that one of the worst Zionists in the world is in Arabs' pockets.
When you need fucking Republicans telling you to not shake Republican hands...
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
When you need fucking Republicans telling you to not shake Republican hands...
Ad Hominem on two legs.
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Ad Hominem on two legs.
Baby sips, friend. BABY SIPS!!
February 11, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Baby sips, friend. BABY SIPS!!
*Tips cowboy hat to a Sooner.
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
*Tips cowboy hat to a Sooner.
We're going to have a lot of fun with Buckeye fans when they come to Austin in September. 🤣
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
We're going to have a lot of fun with Buckeye fans when they come to Austin in September. 🤣
Yet another anti-science idiot in a position of power.
February 11, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Yet another anti-science idiot in a position of power.
Yeah, it seems that way since it's been misused more often than not. "Thing" doesn't bookend the opening "think", which just dilutes the ingenuity of the phrase.
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Yeah, it seems that way since it's been misused more often than not. "Thing" doesn't bookend the opening "think", which just dilutes the ingenuity of the phrase.
Now if someone would just tell him that it's "another THINK coming"... 🤣
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Now if someone would just tell him that it's "another THINK coming"... 🤣
God also commanded parents' eating their own children. What a great guy!
February 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
God also commanded parents' eating their own children. What a great guy!
It's that goddamned judge. She needs to be hung out to dry.
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
It's that goddamned judge. She needs to be hung out to dry.
Them Buckeyes have a sordid history.
February 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Them Buckeyes have a sordid history.
Zionists sure fuck a lot of things up.
February 10, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Zionists sure fuck a lot of things up.
My Cowboys didn't get an extra Ring against them, so...yay!!
All the best to your Texans next season! Lookin' good.
All the best to your Texans next season! Lookin' good.
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
My Cowboys didn't get an extra Ring against them, so...yay!!
All the best to your Texans next season! Lookin' good.
All the best to your Texans next season! Lookin' good.
No. The offenses have already placed those bets.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
No. The offenses have already placed those bets.
Religious belief is a cancer of the mind.
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Religious belief is a cancer of the mind.
...except for women's bodily autonomy, trans rights, and drug legalization.
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
...except for women's bodily autonomy, trans rights, and drug legalization.
Unfortunately I have to stick it out to make sure the Pats don't gain another SB Ring on my Dallas Cowboys.
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Unfortunately I have to stick it out to make sure the Pats don't gain another SB Ring on my Dallas Cowboys.
This should be the record for the two shittiest offensive lines in Super Bowl history.
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
This should be the record for the two shittiest offensive lines in Super Bowl history.