they’re discussing my mother being batshit thank god

i live in fear that my one sided lesbian situationship has been figured out and discussed by them while i was sleeping. this fear exists due to hearing them discuss the boys that were trying to date me when i was a teenager

my name has been dropped multiple times

merry halal christmas

birthdays are an everyone present event, christmas is just family

“you’re starting to sound like him.” “sometimes you move and i think you two are the same person”

the ginger ale. “they restocked those drinks you like in the work fridge.” “i don’t need your order it’s still in slack.”