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Hello blue-sky. I write books and talk crap. Search amazon kindle store for Clive Cooper, with my profile picture for my latest work. There's a few mistakes but it's 667 pages long...
Greenland.

Orangeland?

Trumpland?

Cuntland?

Prefer the original.
January 12, 2026 at 10:31 AM
I'm having more of a moist January if I'm honest.
January 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Off to tenerife in August. I hope it still exists that is.
January 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
January 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
David Bowie hasn't been dead ten years. No way. I refuse to believe it. I refuse to believe its ten years since my first and last listen to Black Star.

...yeah I didn't like it. Sorry not sorry.

Now the one before 'The next day'

Awesome.
January 9, 2026 at 9:59 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social There is.

All the music that can't be played doesn't exist...for that very reason! 🤣
January 8, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Unless the USA of the future wants to spend four decades post-Trump apologising to its own citizens and the rest of the world, a move needs to be made to impeach him and his VP.
January 8, 2026 at 11:55 AM
January 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
January 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
@davidsmustaine.bsky.social Ahhh boo. I saw an interview where you said not too expect a 'puppet show' of former members on your farewell tour.

Hope it wasnt me that prompted that. Im just thinking of myself and what I'd love to see. Sorry.

Best wishes. Lifelong megafan.
January 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Its a bit late but I'm happy with my deception of AI to use his actual face.
January 7, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Watched a great but extremely silly film today.

The fence.
January 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
More silly inspiration strikes and AI art provides me the facilities.
January 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I'm predicting an argument with my OU lecturer as to what a deadline with the time 23.59 on any given day actually means.

It shouldn't be an argument...but it will be.

I have my submission receipt. I'm ready for the war (of words)
January 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Boycott American. Everything. Simple to do. Foods, products, goods, services, entertainment like films and music, books...whatever.

Simplest form of protest and possibly most effective against Trump.
January 6, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Had an idea.about a sitcom. Another one I mean. Ill probably write episodes as usual and not find the time to finish it. I do have a title though;

Bunk'd
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Someone near me is doing a zoom call. The person on the other end is properly boring fuck.
January 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Just replaced a headlight bulb in my car. In the snow. With it snowing.

Peak man that.

I don't even lose any points for saying 'cunt' and 'you motherfucker' 70 times in the half an hour it took. In my opinion.
January 5, 2026 at 10:26 AM
@vizcomic.bsky.social My kids confusion to me referring to the snow outside as 'snedge' and 'snur' is never un-entertaining.
January 5, 2026 at 10:23 AM
What a bloody awful gameshow The Floor is. God almighty.
January 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I'm sick and tired of the repeated comment that X can't be responsible for business in the UK, when they've never run a business. Its ridiculous.

John Healey has never shot a man or bayonetted a Russian but he's the defence secretary.
January 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Surprised he bothered, most Reform voters think Venezuela is an air horn.
January 3, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I think maybe a war mongering fuckwit isnt the best choice to negotiate peace and terms with Valadamir Putin, who happens to be a war mongering fuckwit.
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Have I missed something? Is that really the correct way to get a Nobel Prize for peace?
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
And now its snowing. Honestly that fucking Megan Markle doesn't know when to give over does she?
January 3, 2026 at 9:45 AM