It looks like an American who likes guns but doesn't understand them designed this monstrosity.

Looks like the kids are doing good.

I'll have to dig around, but I think you look like my brother when he was that age, though that would've been late 80s or early 90s.

He was being rather cheeky, wasn't he?

So... not exactly a good knight's sleep?

I shouted "That's OK. You can keep him." From the back, where I had been flirting with the other tour guide (as well as a 14-year-old can flirt). Everyone in the tour burst out laughing.

We were on vacation in D.C. touring the Pentagon when I was 14. Towards the end of the tour, the tour guide says there's a longer, more in-depth tour for anyone interested. My brother was the only one to raise his hand. The tour guide said that if he goes on this tour, he may not be allowed to leave

My mom pushed me into studying engineering & getting licensed as an aircraft mechanic. After I moved out of her house, no one would really listen to what I wanted to do, so I was left to try to figure it out, majoring in music & business when social work would have been a better fit.

He looks happy.

Are you saying your studio might be reminiscent of a nail salon?

"Because it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra."

Looks like a hurricane's worth of rain. Hopefully, y'all aren't getting too soaked. How are the horses enjoying the rain?

I'm sorry to hear this. Do you have anything to help keep the rat population down, like some farm cats?

I was thinking the medlars would be about ready. Are you going to make jam?

Guess what's going on my birthday wishlist

Gotta love childhood dreams now having some irony.