Don't you dare, nowt wrong with a bit of ooze!

Wow that's so good! Amazing work Mr.Waywell 👏 Wish I'd not watched while having lunch though :) marvellous stuff xx

It would have been Janey’s birthday tomorrow, so let us all post this in remembrance.

Haa, nope you've overestimated me there. Far right reminded me of an American I went out with once .. I told u I shouldn't comment on here, no good can come of it.

Oh my mistake, on closer inspection they're just sausages. See, this is why I don't chat much on these social medias. I only make people's timelines uncomfortable :)

A valid synopsis I'm sure but I feel the bigger issue is the generous bowl of perfectly roasted breakfast penises