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Ozma
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The union makes us strong.
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Here's one. I was trying to capture his intense eye contact. He's really into eye contact.
Picture of orange tabby cat looming
January 17, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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Getting unions back would be a great step and they are making progress here (though Trump gutted the federal government). www.americanprogressaction.org/article/whil...
Chart showing that union vote dipped from 14 to 4 in 2016 then started to climb again to 10 in 2024.
January 13, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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‘What can I say?’
Picture of Baudrillard holding a cigarette.
January 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Happy New Year everyone!
Very pink flower.
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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OMG the Brazil Institute of Oriental Studies!!!
two logos one is ‘zune’ flipped to look like ‘anus’ the other is ‘Brazilian institute of oriental studies’ which looks like a butt sitting on a phallic structure which is penetrating the butt.
December 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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This is a good one I missed.
wint @dril tweet : [man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom “Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening.” “Alright. Just a sec.”
December 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I really am going to write a blog post or something someday ‘parenting by dril tweets.’ I am giving this to my children as a legacy.
wint (@dril) tweet: “horny” has killed more people than all the volcanoes on earth combined
December 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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More like this. Cars should have expressive faces.
Metalflake blue 1969 chevy malibu
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Describe your bluesky account in a single image
mouse with red shoes smoking a pipe saying oh goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn
December 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Brendan opened a whole secret world of weird soda for me.
Bottle of Dr. Stripes Stars and Stripes soda
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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What the hell is this? This was on Epstein’s desk (there are photos of him meeting with Steve Bannon there) www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
A close-up of Epstein’s desk shows a framed picture of a woman, who appears to be unconcious Steve Bannon meeting with Epstein at Epstein’s estate a close up of photo on the desk shows an unconscious woman
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Going into 2026 like
A sailor looking frightened and pointing saying ‘Look! Nazis!’
December 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Cross out women, put in leftists.
Meme tweet that says ‘i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!’
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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It is. AFAICT this is the only type of thing AI is genuinely beneficial for. (But it’s not a chatbot the scientists use on data.) But maybe there’s another way to talk to whales.
Scene from Big Lebowski—Jeff Bridges with beard and long hair in bathtub with candles, smoking a roach with a roach clip. He is listening to ‘Sounds of the Hunchback Whales’—a record popular in the 1970s.
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

[Somehow very appropriate.]
Screenshot from Frankenstein--two sailors in oilskins and one says 'the blunderbuss. Larsen, get the blunderbuss!'
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Everything is very bizarre. Right? Not on this fabric I took a picture of in Goodwill. I mean IN THE WORLD.
Strange fabric design. A cartoon bee has a big green eyeball.
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Wouldn't this simply be the writing of a talentless dimbulb? What up and comer getting a big writing gig parodies themselves by writing badly?
she steered the Mustang onto a patch of dirt on the side of the road and put on a black leather jacket she pulled from the back sest. The rock she loved was at the edge of a vertiginous cliff where water rolled and crashed
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Two monsters from a 1950s monster movie flying in the sky with caption 'the fact they caught this on camera is insane to me'
November 17, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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No therapy is strong enough.
Yvonne De Carlo in Criss Cross —black and white photo young blonde woman, wearing silk shirt
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I see a different profile!
Picture of Pope Leo in Peru —he is wearing a clerical shirt and blue windbreaker and a man is standing next to him.
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Also tucked into the legislation was a provision that would provide a wide legal avenue for Republican senators whose phone records were seized as part of the investigation of Jack Smith, the former special counsel into the riot at the Capitol on Jan. 6 2021 to sue the government for at least half a million dollars each.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I found this hilarious tweet.
Upper head says “Vance meets the Pope, he dies. He goes to India, terror attacks. Vance is an avatar of Shiva that was created when he married Usha. The real Vance is gone, all we are left with is the Vance of Kali Yuga. Middle is picture of JD Vance with pink face and white eyes saying ‘Can you hear the screaming” Bottom is text from jD Vance—Usha and I extend our condolences to the victims of the devastating terrorist attack in Pahalgam, India. Over the past few days, we have been overcome with the beauty of the country and its people. Our thoughts and prayers…
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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It’s rivaling Four Seasons Landscape and Gardening at this point and it’s the former editor of The Free Press
Muppet chef kisses fingers
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
Bat monster says “I will not hurt you. I just want you to be my companion.”
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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I think I will get a tattoo of these tires and tell everyone it is my Vulcan tatoo.
Drawing of vulcanized rubber tires.
October 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM