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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 48m

I remember reading a comment where someone said Johnny Cash shouldn’t have covered Hurt because it was about drug addiction and what could Cash possibly know about that

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 13h

I know, it’s even better when you do it about something that hasn’t happened but will happen

Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 13h

3 weeks in and it’s the first bad reaction so I think I’ve done well. Just have to remember I can’t eat the same size portions I used to…which is kind of the point.

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 14h

Tried a new bread recipe that had you letting the sugar & yeast sit in warm water for 10 minutes before adding the rest of the ingredients. I won’t be using that one again

Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 14h

Think I made & ate too much for my dinner and the Wegovy didn’t like it. Ended up on the bathroom floor sweating & breathing heavy

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 18h

I once forgot tumbleweed and googled “plant that rolls through deserted towns”

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · Nov 14

“average guitarist knows three chords” factoid actualy just statistical error. Guitar Georg, who lives in London & knows all the chords, is an outlier and should not have been counted

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 23h

To every right minded person too

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 1d

Snag tights have had to make a statement because people are saying the design on one of their tights is actually a Nazi iron cross

The back of A leg wearing tights. They are sheer black with a maroon stripe up the back seam that depicts the Celtic cross

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 1d

Would you be surprised if I told you that Wowcher were by the same people behind the Daily Mail?

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, even if it was out of date I was still going to have it

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 1d

It’s always nice when you get yourself a lemsip and find it’s still in date

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 1d

I drunkenly tweeted Kim Wilde and got to take my dad to a status quo concert for free

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 2d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 1d

Why is going to a bookies seen as gambling but the stock market isn’t?

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 1d

“Tories would scrap stamp duty on main homes” MAIN HOMES! Like owning more than one home is the norm

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 1d

Just apologised to the common garden spider in my yard because I have had to move my wheelie bin and break their web

Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 1d

Dammit they said it’d be discrete packaging!

Meanwhile in Ukraine @meanwhileua.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile, on the border with the United States.

P.S. Are camouflaged Tomahawks already on their way to Ukraine?

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 1d

I was in B&M yesterday and there were 2 people standing having a conversation about how Starmer doesn’t even want to be PM and how he cares less about what’s happening in the UK than he does about what’s happening outside of the UK. That is a wild convo for B&M

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 1d

Am I a highland cow?

Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 2d

Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.

A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 1d

Happy international lesbian day to the international lesbians.

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 2d

We had a cat that used to love fetching and, to this day, I dispose of crisp packets by rolling them and tying in a knot

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 2d

I’m enjoying a bit of power, I’m not suicidal

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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 2d

It is incredibly satisfying to say to your mother that she is not to set foot in the kitchen because you just washed the floor

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Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 3d

social media has made people feel a little too comfortable with being mean to strangers

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