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Roxy Hart
@roxyhart.bsky.social
· Oct 7
If you’re seeing things that aren’t relevant to you on your timeline from people you don’t follow, you’re probably on the discover tab. Get off it. Life is too short
I feel like brand Beckham must be in overdrive at the moment because there's a lot of little stories about what a horror Nicola is. How she's child like, always throwing tantrums, spoiled and isolated her previous partners.
They may be true but it feels more like a PR machine than natural
They may be true but it feels more like a PR machine than natural
January 23, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I feel like brand Beckham must be in overdrive at the moment because there's a lot of little stories about what a horror Nicola is. How she's child like, always throwing tantrums, spoiled and isolated her previous partners.
They may be true but it feels more like a PR machine than natural
They may be true but it feels more like a PR machine than natural
Reposted by Roxy Hart
The absolute exhilaration to receive a marketing email that has "Confidential: Do not send outside of the company" on it.
January 23, 2026 at 9:41 AM
The absolute exhilaration to receive a marketing email that has "Confidential: Do not send outside of the company" on it.
He wants fear, not respect
January 23, 2026 at 9:19 AM
He wants fear, not respect
My Instagram algorithm just has been serving me the most ridiculous thirst traps. I’m not made though
January 22, 2026 at 11:34 PM
My Instagram algorithm just has been serving me the most ridiculous thirst traps. I’m not made though
Oh! I’ve found out how to turn my iPhone alarm back to a button and not a slide!
January 22, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Oh! I’ve found out how to turn my iPhone alarm back to a button and not a slide!
I might have to splash out and get some new pillows rather than just buying the cheapest set each time. My neck is fubar'd
January 22, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I might have to splash out and get some new pillows rather than just buying the cheapest set each time. My neck is fubar'd
How I feel about most Oscar nominated films is that I'm sure they're good films but I'm unlikely to watch them
January 22, 2026 at 2:37 PM
How I feel about most Oscar nominated films is that I'm sure they're good films but I'm unlikely to watch them
On 9/11 the NATO countries trigger article 5 to respond to the terrorist threat.
On 9/11 Donald trump bragged about now having the tallest building in New York
On 9/11 Donald trump bragged about now having the tallest building in New York
Trump on NATO: "I've always said, will they be there if we ever needed them? That's really the ultimate test. I'm not sure of that. We've never needed them. They'll say they sent some troops to Afghanistan and this or that. And they did. They stayed a little back, off the front lines."
January 22, 2026 at 1:32 PM
On 9/11 the NATO countries trigger article 5 to respond to the terrorist threat.
On 9/11 Donald trump bragged about now having the tallest building in New York
On 9/11 Donald trump bragged about now having the tallest building in New York
The picture used in this article seems very deliberate
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Asylum seeker camp in East Sussex to open in days - council
Wealden District Council leader James Partridge says:
www.bbc.co.uk
January 22, 2026 at 10:24 AM
The picture used in this article seems very deliberate
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This isn't the important part but I dislike that Americans don't use the word 'spat'
Border Patrol agents are very sad that everyone in Minnesota hates them.
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
January 22, 2026 at 9:33 AM
This isn't the important part but I dislike that Americans don't use the word 'spat'
My bobble will only go round my hair 2 times but it needs to be 3. This is the worst day ever
January 22, 2026 at 8:25 AM
My bobble will only go round my hair 2 times but it needs to be 3. This is the worst day ever
The 3 lions song is 30 years old this year. In 1996 there was 30 years of hurt. We are as far away from the 3 lions song as the song 3 lions was from the 1966 World Cup win
January 21, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The 3 lions song is 30 years old this year. In 1996 there was 30 years of hurt. We are as far away from the 3 lions song as the song 3 lions was from the 1966 World Cup win
Did JD Vance see the memes about him & Erica Kirk and decide to quash them by getting his wife pregnant?
January 21, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Did JD Vance see the memes about him & Erica Kirk and decide to quash them by getting his wife pregnant?
This presidency started with a Nazi salute on stage and a year later there’s storm troopers on the streets in America and they’re threatening to invade pola…Greenland
January 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
This presidency started with a Nazi salute on stage and a year later there’s storm troopers on the streets in America and they’re threatening to invade pola…Greenland
One colleague took the office manager in to the meeting room for a private chat. I heard OM say “are you?!? Congratulations” when the came out I said “I heard you” and now I feel like shit because I probably should’ve said that quieter & I think they’re both mad at me
January 21, 2026 at 5:44 PM
One colleague took the office manager in to the meeting room for a private chat. I heard OM say “are you?!? Congratulations” when the came out I said “I heard you” and now I feel like shit because I probably should’ve said that quieter & I think they’re both mad at me
NOSEYBONK!
WIZBIT!!!
"Oh, Lieutenant BROCCOLI"
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
NOSEYBONK!
I would like to concentrate on the substance of any of his speech but he talks so much and rambles so much it feel like a special skill to extract any sort of substance from it. There's no way to tell what he really believes about what he says
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I would like to concentrate on the substance of any of his speech but he talks so much and rambles so much it feel like a special skill to extract any sort of substance from it. There's no way to tell what he really believes about what he says
All right Tim, no need to shout
January 21, 2026 at 2:01 PM
All right Tim, no need to shout
If you offer to make a cup of tea for everyone and none of them take you up on it, it is a legal requirement for you to reply "cheap round"
January 21, 2026 at 11:19 AM
If you offer to make a cup of tea for everyone and none of them take you up on it, it is a legal requirement for you to reply "cheap round"
I look forward to there being absolutely no ramifications and no questions put to him by any news providers when he's invited on to talk about whatever the hell subject takes his fancy
BREAKING: Nigel Farage has been found to have broken the MPs code of conduct 17 times
The Standards Commissioner said the Reform UK leader failed to declare more than £300,000 in financial interests within the time limit
The Standards Commissioner said the Reform UK leader failed to declare more than £300,000 in financial interests within the time limit
January 21, 2026 at 10:51 AM
I look forward to there being absolutely no ramifications and no questions put to him by any news providers when he's invited on to talk about whatever the hell subject takes his fancy
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Charley Harper, "Darwin's Finches", from "The Giant Golden Book of Biology", 1961
January 20, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Charley Harper, "Darwin's Finches", from "The Giant Golden Book of Biology", 1961
I think I had this album
Unknown Artist - The Pink Panther Theme [UK, Jazz, Soundtrack](1975) Henry Mancini cover. Very unexpected raspy tough jazz workout of the Punk Panther theme in a children's record. I'm guessing it's UK by the song choices (B
https://redd.it/vcorby
https://youtu.be/_imLiHz_ggM
https://redd.it/vcorby
https://youtu.be/_imLiHz_ggM
Unknown Artist - The Pink Panther Theme [UK, Jazz, Soundtrack](1975) Henry Mancini cover. Very unexpected raspy tough jazz workout of the Punk Panther theme in a children's record. I'm guessing it's UK by the song choices (B side is definitely US)
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 9:40 AM
I think I had this album
It is comforting to know that the whole wold won't celebrate when I'm dead. The whole world won't mourn me but the over all-mood won't be celebratory
January 21, 2026 at 9:39 AM
It is comforting to know that the whole wold won't celebrate when I'm dead. The whole world won't mourn me but the over all-mood won't be celebratory