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Roxy Hart
@roxyhart.bsky.social
· Oct 7
If you’re seeing things that aren’t relevant to you on your timeline from people you don’t follow, you’re probably on the discover tab. Get off it. Life is too short
Text from mum "It's saying I'm owed £4:15 and I have until 30th November to claim it"
What? What is saying you're owed £4.15?
What? What is saying you're owed £4.15?
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Text from mum "It's saying I'm owed £4:15 and I have until 30th November to claim it"
What? What is saying you're owed £4.15?
What? What is saying you're owed £4.15?
I can’t wait until the photos of different piles of mush appear tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I can’t wait until the photos of different piles of mush appear tomorrow
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Pence per mile on electric cars is bullshit when you’ve been pushing everyone to get an EV
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Pence per mile on electric cars is bullshit when you’ve been pushing everyone to get an EV
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Yeah mate they're saying the album released to commemorate ten years of Girls Aloud is thirteen years old today. Yeah they're saying time marches on relentlessly. Yeah apparently it doesn't care about your feelings about that. Yes mate I know
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Yeah mate they're saying the album released to commemorate ten years of Girls Aloud is thirteen years old today. Yeah they're saying time marches on relentlessly. Yeah apparently it doesn't care about your feelings about that. Yes mate I know
Films take so long to make that the new Knives out film contains a rape apologist and someone with threats of DV against them
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Films take so long to make that the new Knives out film contains a rape apologist and someone with threats of DV against them
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Political commentators the moment the OBR published
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a microphone on his head .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a microphone on his head .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Political commentators the moment the OBR published
Why am I even looking at the live blog of the budget? It's not like I understand it. All I care about is will I be better or worse off
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Why am I even looking at the live blog of the budget? It's not like I understand it. All I care about is will I be better or worse off
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Worst ads of 2025?
Plus any ad with like someone asking AI "What should I have for lunch?"
"How. About. A. Sandwich?"
"WOW!"
Plus any ad with like someone asking AI "What should I have for lunch?"
"How. About. A. Sandwich?"
"WOW!"
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Worst ads of 2025?
Plus any ad with like someone asking AI "What should I have for lunch?"
"How. About. A. Sandwich?"
"WOW!"
Plus any ad with like someone asking AI "What should I have for lunch?"
"How. About. A. Sandwich?"
"WOW!"
A good thing to do is to say "I almost didn't see you there" to anyone in hi-viz
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A good thing to do is to say "I almost didn't see you there" to anyone in hi-viz
School attendance rates are inherently ablest.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The Caerphilly school with almost 100% attendance - and how they did it
Attendance rates remain significantly lower than in 2019, but one school is bucking the trend.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
School attendance rates are inherently ablest.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
One of our teenage apprentices is lobbying hard for a work van. He doesn’t seem to accept that he’s too young
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
One of our teenage apprentices is lobbying hard for a work van. He doesn’t seem to accept that he’s too young
Does anyone know of a website that I can stick a load of post codes in and it will show me the shortest or quickest journey? The best order to go to these places?
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Does anyone know of a website that I can stick a load of post codes in and it will show me the shortest or quickest journey? The best order to go to these places?
Quite aside from what everyone else has said. Musk is shit at naming things. What sort of stupid name is 'Grok'
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Quite aside from what everyone else has said. Musk is shit at naming things. What sort of stupid name is 'Grok'
I just read that Clarkson asked AI what the average cost was for a pub meal in the Cotswolds and charged that. I hope his pub fails
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I just read that Clarkson asked AI what the average cost was for a pub meal in the Cotswolds and charged that. I hope his pub fails
Turns out that this is actually straightforward and I’ve just done my usual trick of over thinking
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Turns out that this is actually straightforward and I’ve just done my usual trick of over thinking
It does not take 48 hours to remover me from your mailing list
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It does not take 48 hours to remover me from your mailing list
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Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Star of The Harder They Come had hits including You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
All this AI in the computers and it can't learn that I like to see my documents sorted by type rather than alphabetically
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
All this AI in the computers and it can't learn that I like to see my documents sorted by type rather than alphabetically
I should probably go to Specsavers about the fact that I sometimes am unable to see out of my right eye about an hour after putting my contacts in
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I should probably go to Specsavers about the fact that I sometimes am unable to see out of my right eye about an hour after putting my contacts in
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I have Rollercoaster by B*Witched going round my head
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I have Rollercoaster by B*Witched going round my head
I had cereal yesterday and cereal today. I should really eat more
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I had cereal yesterday and cereal today. I should really eat more