Royalle
@royalle.bsky.social
Using social media as a substitute for a real life.
Bon voyage/ appetit.
February 14, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Bon voyage/ appetit.
I know! It really makes me flip my wig.
February 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I know! It really makes me flip my wig.
Yet, when I put astronaut on my CV the manager at Burger King said I was a liar.
February 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Yet, when I put astronaut on my CV the manager at Burger King said I was a liar.
Them's also farting words.
January 30, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Them's also farting words.
I keep meaning to get there, as I've been a big fan for many years now.
January 30, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I keep meaning to get there, as I've been a big fan for many years now.
An ambulance...but that's not important right now.
January 30, 2026 at 3:36 AM
An ambulance...but that's not important right now.
I find it an ideal place to store fluff.
January 30, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I find it an ideal place to store fluff.
More recent "dying inside," moments at least temporarily drown out the historic "dying inside" moments.
January 29, 2026 at 3:17 AM
More recent "dying inside," moments at least temporarily drown out the historic "dying inside" moments.
Ask your doctor if ice cream and hugs could be right for you.
January 28, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Ask your doctor if ice cream and hugs could be right for you.
The soundtrack would be better.
January 28, 2026 at 3:19 AM
The soundtrack would be better.
All My Life I've been dealing with Times Like These.
January 28, 2026 at 3:18 AM
All My Life I've been dealing with Times Like These.
When it comes to mental health, goats are the GOAT.
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 AM
When it comes to mental health, goats are the GOAT.
You have a lovely crisp drawing style. I'm very envious.
January 28, 2026 at 3:07 AM
You have a lovely crisp drawing style. I'm very envious.
It's always the wrong week to quit scarfing down cheese. Cheese will soothe you and comfort you against its savoury bosom.
January 27, 2026 at 9:47 PM
It's always the wrong week to quit scarfing down cheese. Cheese will soothe you and comfort you against its savoury bosom.
Do you have a phone number you could pass on?
January 27, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Do you have a phone number you could pass on?
The more you know....
January 22, 2026 at 11:36 PM
The more you know....
To be honest I'd never considered eating glue before.
January 22, 2026 at 11:34 PM
To be honest I'd never considered eating glue before.
In Microsoft Word if you type SDAA and LMB Clippy appears and does a fatality.
January 22, 2026 at 11:32 PM
In Microsoft Word if you type SDAA and LMB Clippy appears and does a fatality.
Being old I have to wear dad jlippers not fashionable ones.
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Being old I have to wear dad jlippers not fashionable ones.
I'd imagine he was a good writer wherever he wrote.
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I'd imagine he was a good writer wherever he wrote.
IKEA really ripped me off.
January 22, 2026 at 3:04 AM
IKEA really ripped me off.