Royal
@royalpdx.bsky.social
Stay at home dad, actor, voice actor, dungeon master, gaming and all around geek. 🖕🧊
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This is the first day of my kid's Lego Star Wars advent calendar. It's not even a mini figure! Hand for scale.
I was looking forward to, you know, BUILDING. This is not a great start, Lego.
I was looking forward to, you know, BUILDING. This is not a great start, Lego.
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This is the first day of my kid's Lego Star Wars advent calendar. It's not even a mini figure! Hand for scale.
I was looking forward to, you know, BUILDING. This is not a great start, Lego.
I was looking forward to, you know, BUILDING. This is not a great start, Lego.
I literally just finished vacuuming. Gonna scream.
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I literally just finished vacuuming. Gonna scream.
Off book was AMAZING! Musical improv is a magic trick, I fucking swear.
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Off book was AMAZING! Musical improv is a magic trick, I fucking swear.
Made apple cider donuts. Not bad!
October 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Made apple cider donuts. Not bad!
As is tradition, with @jesshebert.bsky.social.
October 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
As is tradition, with @jesshebert.bsky.social.
Yep. This is what I needed.
October 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Yep. This is what I needed.
Yep. Portland is definitely a war zone.
October 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Yep. Portland is definitely a war zone.
Fucking disgusting. I'm so ashamed of this. There is no reason to honor that nazi.
September 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Fucking disgusting. I'm so ashamed of this. There is no reason to honor that nazi.
I'm sure I have *no* idea what you're talking about. Ahem.
August 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm sure I have *no* idea what you're talking about. Ahem.
Bucky says Happy Birthday! It's mine as well!
August 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Bucky says Happy Birthday! It's mine as well!
He does get into hijinks, but in this heat he's largely a sleepy boi.
July 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
He does get into hijinks, but in this heat he's largely a sleepy boi.
Mmm-hmmm, mmm-hmmm. I have a relevant response. Bucky!
July 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Mmm-hmmm, mmm-hmmm. I have a relevant response. Bucky!
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
How can this happen *inside* the box? I've never seen a package look more like someone just said, "no, fuck you in particular."
April 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
How can this happen *inside* the box? I've never seen a package look more like someone just said, "no, fuck you in particular."
A singular Beaker is possibly the least intimidating muppet. A PACK of them, however...
April 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A singular Beaker is possibly the least intimidating muppet. A PACK of them, however...
Movie night. Miss you, Mr. Kilmer.
April 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Movie night. Miss you, Mr. Kilmer.
Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
March 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
This. Sure, the videos of Trump doing foot stuff to Elon are funny, but still.
March 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This. Sure, the videos of Trump doing foot stuff to Elon are funny, but still.
We've all been there.
February 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
We've all been there.
It's the boys, sir. They're back.
February 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
It's the boys, sir. They're back.
