THE BATTLE FACTORY >:)
@royalrumpus.bsky.social
Do not approach this baby
I'm gonna grab you by the ankles and spin around until you're dead
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I'm gonna grab you by the ankles and spin around until you're dead
Three Mines Round is the Geraldo of BTD6 maps
February 6, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Three Mines Round is the Geraldo of BTD6 maps
I'm so serious, if you do something for like twelve years you need to be at least a little good at it. If you do something for that long and learn nothing that speaks to a much deeper unwellness inside you
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 AM
I'm so serious, if you do something for like twelve years you need to be at least a little good at it. If you do something for that long and learn nothing that speaks to a much deeper unwellness inside you
Hey there babe, wanna come over and crosspath monkeys?
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Hey there babe, wanna come over and crosspath monkeys?
I just finished a Banjo-Tooie randomizer. I saved Grunty Industries for last so it was pretty much just vanilla Grunty Industries
February 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I just finished a Banjo-Tooie randomizer. I saved Grunty Industries for last so it was pretty much just vanilla Grunty Industries
The folks on death row are the real winners cause they don't have to clock in to work tomorrow. Brush your teeth or I'll kill you
February 2, 2026 at 6:52 AM
The folks on death row are the real winners cause they don't have to clock in to work tomorrow. Brush your teeth or I'll kill you
*Dr. Rabbit voice*
North America!
North America!
February 2, 2026 at 6:27 AM
*Dr. Rabbit voice*
North America!
North America!
Meet the latest gunk from Ulta that all the cute ladies are calling "a noob trap"
February 1, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Meet the latest gunk from Ulta that all the cute ladies are calling "a noob trap"
Brushing your teeth then having a little sip of beer is somehow not the worst taste combination
February 1, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Brushing your teeth then having a little sip of beer is somehow not the worst taste combination
Garfield stands on two legs but his girlfriend is on all fours. Why is he doing that
February 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Garfield stands on two legs but his girlfriend is on all fours. Why is he doing that
Miss B never looked so good
January 23, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Miss B never looked so good
I won't tell you that the thing you put on my timeline fucking sucks and that no human who has ever developed a meaningful relationship with another human being would post something that sucks that much shit. That's because I was injected with being polite at a young age
January 23, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I won't tell you that the thing you put on my timeline fucking sucks and that no human who has ever developed a meaningful relationship with another human being would post something that sucks that much shit. That's because I was injected with being polite at a young age
If you bought a PS5 please tell me so I can point at you
January 23, 2026 at 7:11 AM
If you bought a PS5 please tell me so I can point at you
Can somebody find the clip where Gandalf says "Jesus Christ help me"
January 23, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Can somebody find the clip where Gandalf says "Jesus Christ help me"
If you make even one person's life better and you don't make anybody's life worse you should get into heaven
January 23, 2026 at 6:42 AM
If you make even one person's life better and you don't make anybody's life worse you should get into heaven
Tapes are bad! Let me know you like tapes and I'll clock your clown by the tracks
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Tapes are bad! Let me know you like tapes and I'll clock your clown by the tracks
The most powerful wizard in the world just said he'd set kingdoms ablaze just to feel anything. What do you suppose he meant by THAT, huh???
January 23, 2026 at 6:27 AM
The most powerful wizard in the world just said he'd set kingdoms ablaze just to feel anything. What do you suppose he meant by THAT, huh???
At my funeral they're gonna have Quick & Crash. Can't make the cup explode? Hop in
January 22, 2026 at 7:42 AM
At my funeral they're gonna have Quick & Crash. Can't make the cup explode? Hop in
Important memo for Thomas Edison Jr's grandson: invent an arcade cabinet that squirts when you get enough points
January 22, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Important memo for Thomas Edison Jr's grandson: invent an arcade cabinet that squirts when you get enough points
If you post on this website and I don't respond to it that's because I didn't have anything nice to say
January 22, 2026 at 7:24 AM
If you post on this website and I don't respond to it that's because I didn't have anything nice to say
I would rather admit defeat on my own soul than listen to Mannheim Steamroller in the non-December months
January 22, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I would rather admit defeat on my own soul than listen to Mannheim Steamroller in the non-December months
If you make a reference to two different things in the same sentence it's the death penalty for you
January 22, 2026 at 6:44 AM
If you make a reference to two different things in the same sentence it's the death penalty for you
There needs to be more job postings where they very clearly write "if you can do a kickflip at the job interview we will give you the position on the spot"
January 22, 2026 at 6:15 AM
There needs to be more job postings where they very clearly write "if you can do a kickflip at the job interview we will give you the position on the spot"