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RoyalSMO
@royalsmo.bsky.social
Author of the famous tweet "Donald Duck got that thwang in him."
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God don't I just look so fucking hot putting a bunch of links in my pinned post holy shit I'm so important

• Youtube - www.youtube.com/@RoyalSMO

• Twitter - x.com/Royal_SMO

• Discord Server - discord.gg/j55ywBq

• Twitch - twitch.tv/royalsmo

• Letterboxd - letterboxd.com/RoyalSMO/
RoyalSMO
At least i'm not ricegum
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Ridin' in my g(x) with the limit of x at infinity, we gon' find the tangent line!
March 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Extremely disappointed with the latest look at the Minecraft movie. I agreed to let Mojang scan my ballsack to accurately recreate the villagers in live action. At NO POINT did I agree to let them turn my ballsack gray. This is a blatant abuse of power, and I am truly sickened.
March 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Happy to have had the opportunity to work with Mojang on the new Minecraft movie! I wasn't in the studio for long, but I absolutely love how that 3D scan of my ballsack turned out in the end!
February 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This guy keeps asking if he can crash on my couch until he gets back on his feet can he please FUCK OFF
January 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I miss hawk tuah.
January 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
New super hero idea: he can giuve anyone he touches a thick Italian accent, but every time he does he explodes into a million fucking pieces
January 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Where the FUCK are all the SMO trickjumps this place sucks I'm going back to 2018 twitter and doing bruncheon again
January 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Thanks to all the porn bots who have been following me en masse over the past day. Makes me feel like I never even left twitter
January 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
God don't I just look so fucking hot putting a bunch of links in my pinned post holy shit I'm so important

• Youtube - www.youtube.com/@RoyalSMO

• Twitter - x.com/Royal_SMO

• Discord Server - discord.gg/j55ywBq

• Twitch - twitch.tv/royalsmo

• Letterboxd - letterboxd.com/RoyalSMO/
RoyalSMO
At least i'm not ricegum
www.youtube.com
January 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
After unanimous decision, the supreme Court has ruled that donkey Kong will recieve 3 coins and the KKK will be allowed in parliament. Which decision is more controversial? The answer will SHOCK YOU!
January 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Justin Trudeau just told me that when you guys say mean things about him it really hurts his feelings. Guys please stop being mean to Justin! He's only a boy
January 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I tell my twitter followers to follow my Bluesky and my Bluesky followers to follow my twitter. As the two migrations cross paths in the middle, two people lock eyes and a spark is felt. They are each others one and only. But their love can never be, divided by their urls
January 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Cool new room decor idea for Nintendo fans:
Nintendo Switch Sports leg strap.
January 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Haven't hit this one a single time since I started playing Balatro but I'm gonna keep trying because a gambler only loses once his spirit runs dry
January 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Gambling where I'm from isn't even that bad because worst case scenario all you lose is Canadian money
January 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Liberals were right for once Balatro is fucking goated. Sitting here playing it smoking 8 cigarettes at once and getting jacked off and it's still giving me the most dopamine out of all of it
January 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Just spent 20 minutes leading this horse to water why the FUCK isn't it drinking any?
January 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Twitter user: completely fucking devastated rn. The doctor just released my test results and i have brain cancer. I don't even know what to fucking do right now.
Mr. Beast in the replies: Beast Games Episode 3 also released today as well haha not sure if you saw.
January 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Only thing I feel in my bones is more bones. Gonna keep trying
January 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hopefully next year lockdown will be over I'm running out of things to wipe my ass with
January 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Ugly ass sleigh, reigns don't match for shit, boots are wack, rosy cheeks look corny asf, the hat is a knockoff, etc.
December 26, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Santa Clause came to town and guess what fucking happened? Cost of living went up immediately. So yeah I'm gonna pout & cry as much as I damn well please
December 26, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Booby trapped my chimney to try and stop burglars and all I caught was some fat asshole who keeps coughing up glitter
December 26, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Two guards stand in front of the door to freedom. One pissed himself and is really embarrassed about it. The other pissed himself and is super proud about it. They both speak only in lies
December 25, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Entering the 100 meter dash, army crawling the whole way, and losing bad
December 25, 2024 at 5:19 AM