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There is no way for an actor to portray telekinesis without it being deeply, deeply embarrassing
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
There is no way for an actor to portray telekinesis without it being deeply, deeply embarrassing
Third year in a row I've gotten a flip-out box cutter for Christmas and I can't lie I'm stoked about it
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Third year in a row I've gotten a flip-out box cutter for Christmas and I can't lie I'm stoked about it
"By far" and "100 times" can't fit in the same sentence. For fuck sake
December 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"By far" and "100 times" can't fit in the same sentence. For fuck sake
Christmas meals got me breathing like Tony Soprano
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Christmas meals got me breathing like Tony Soprano
Starting to think M$ is actively trying to push people towards Linux
December 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Starting to think M$ is actively trying to push people towards Linux
I wish I knew where my obsession with rooting a tablet is coming from. I don't even know why it would be useful it just seems FUN
December 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I wish I knew where my obsession with rooting a tablet is coming from. I don't even know why it would be useful it just seems FUN
> Watching a youtube video titled "i programmed an X to do Y"
> ooh neat, I'm not sure how to do that I'm interested to learn
> "So I asked ChatGPT to write me a..."
> exit video
> ooh neat, I'm not sure how to do that I'm interested to learn
> "So I asked ChatGPT to write me a..."
> exit video
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
> Watching a youtube video titled "i programmed an X to do Y"
> ooh neat, I'm not sure how to do that I'm interested to learn
> "So I asked ChatGPT to write me a..."
> exit video
> ooh neat, I'm not sure how to do that I'm interested to learn
> "So I asked ChatGPT to write me a..."
> exit video
There's a new class of generic, crappy ads on Youtube that look like Spotify Wrapped ripoffs and it's so demoralizing. I already don't care about your ad, so if you don't care either what's the point.
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
There's a new class of generic, crappy ads on Youtube that look like Spotify Wrapped ripoffs and it's so demoralizing. I already don't care about your ad, so if you don't care either what's the point.
Everytime someone at work sits in the stall next to me, it sounds like they're trying their level best not to pull an Elvis. Y'all have GOTTA start taking fiber pills or something
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Everytime someone at work sits in the stall next to me, it sounds like they're trying their level best not to pull an Elvis. Y'all have GOTTA start taking fiber pills or something
I'm so fucking stupid. The dominoes they're talking about in "Good Kid, mAAd City" is NOT pizza
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm so fucking stupid. The dominoes they're talking about in "Good Kid, mAAd City" is NOT pizza
The thing is, the nonstick pan is never actually NONstick, but then you can't actually clean the damn thing without introducing your pancreas to a fun little sprinkle of forever plastics
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The thing is, the nonstick pan is never actually NONstick, but then you can't actually clean the damn thing without introducing your pancreas to a fun little sprinkle of forever plastics
The health insurance industry is such a fucking mess. Evil Riddlemasters roaming the Earth conjuring up new convoluted ways to screw you out of your money.
"Ahhh, yes, we will make a coinsurance that only pops in after the deductible has been copaid. No one will be able to decipher this!"
"Ahhh, yes, we will make a coinsurance that only pops in after the deductible has been copaid. No one will be able to decipher this!"
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The health insurance industry is such a fucking mess. Evil Riddlemasters roaming the Earth conjuring up new convoluted ways to screw you out of your money.
"Ahhh, yes, we will make a coinsurance that only pops in after the deductible has been copaid. No one will be able to decipher this!"
"Ahhh, yes, we will make a coinsurance that only pops in after the deductible has been copaid. No one will be able to decipher this!"
Asbolutely wild to me that we've had the technology to clone humans for so long and there's this overal agreement of "uhhh fuck that no we shouldn't," and yet AI is just... here?
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Asbolutely wild to me that we've had the technology to clone humans for so long and there's this overal agreement of "uhhh fuck that no we shouldn't," and yet AI is just... here?
The increasing prevalence of multi-color 3d printers is so depressing to me, man. Such a wasteful method, for something that can be accomplished with conventional techniques, better, SO EASILY
October 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The increasing prevalence of multi-color 3d printers is so depressing to me, man. Such a wasteful method, for something that can be accomplished with conventional techniques, better, SO EASILY
Mildly concerning how many different serial killer biopics have come out in the last few years
October 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Mildly concerning how many different serial killer biopics have come out in the last few years
Y'ever think the subjects of those scuffed Medieval protraits were like "forsooth ist this verily how thine eyes beholde mine countenance?"
October 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Y'ever think the subjects of those scuffed Medieval protraits were like "forsooth ist this verily how thine eyes beholde mine countenance?"
They should call transitioning MtF 'escaping the cycle of man-sara"
September 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
They should call transitioning MtF 'escaping the cycle of man-sara"
Costpoint is so bad, oh my god. I almost think it's intentionally designed to make it so frustrating to submit expense reports that I just eat the hotel cost.
September 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Costpoint is so bad, oh my god. I almost think it's intentionally designed to make it so frustrating to submit expense reports that I just eat the hotel cost.
The emotions were, mostly, new flavors of Cry
Excited to go to this Lucy Dacus concert so I can experience emotions that haven't yet been invented
September 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The emotions were, mostly, new flavors of Cry
When the bassist for Fall Out Boy hits his nuts on stage, call that Pete Wince
September 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
When the bassist for Fall Out Boy hits his nuts on stage, call that Pete Wince
Silksong is just a constant parade of "oh what NOW"
September 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Silksong is just a constant parade of "oh what NOW"
Excited to go to this Lucy Dacus concert so I can experience emotions that haven't yet been invented
September 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Excited to go to this Lucy Dacus concert so I can experience emotions that haven't yet been invented
"We fed the culmination of your graduate studies into the Copyright Infringement machine and it killed itself"
Absolutely crashing out over Adobe Acrobat saying "Hey this document feels long no one wants to read that shit let our AI bullshit summarize it for you" about my DISSERTATION
August 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"We fed the culmination of your graduate studies into the Copyright Infringement machine and it killed itself"
Absolutely crashing out over Adobe Acrobat saying "Hey this document feels long no one wants to read that shit let our AI bullshit summarize it for you" about my DISSERTATION
August 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Absolutely crashing out over Adobe Acrobat saying "Hey this document feels long no one wants to read that shit let our AI bullshit summarize it for you" about my DISSERTATION
"This lathe is only $300 on Marketplace. That'd such a steal"
-- me, someone who doesn't have enough room to set up a 3d printer in their home
-- me, someone who doesn't have enough room to set up a 3d printer in their home
August 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"This lathe is only $300 on Marketplace. That'd such a steal"
-- me, someone who doesn't have enough room to set up a 3d printer in their home
-- me, someone who doesn't have enough room to set up a 3d printer in their home