Mostly $1-3k cards. May not have been 67, but it was definitely redonk.

Best band name ever!

Cancel night was in 1999.

My available credit was definitely above my annual income, let alone take home.

...were for secured cards. Late one night I pulled out the box and started calling to cancel them. Cancelled $103,000 in credit that night. Not every support center was open at 2am, so it took another day or two to wind them down. 2nd call to Discover I got the same guy so he cancelled 4 at once.

...for secured cards. Late one night I pulled out the box and started calling to cancel them. Cancelled $103,000 in credit that night. Not every support center was open at 2am, so it took another day or two to wind them down. 2nd call to Discover I got the same guy so he cancelled 4 at once.

After graduating college, I started filling out and responding to every (no fee) credit card offer that came. They kept issuing, $1k here, $10k there. Used 2 or 3 max, kept the rest in a box, always paid in full. After ~3 years I realized I'd finally tripped something as some of the offers were...

"Nice colon."
"Thanks, just had it flushed."

And you only paid for a disagreement.

If it's too rustic, you're too rural!

Arguments cost extra.

Hey now the party line here is "clean CR". Don't be showing up with alternative alternative facts.