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Roystus
@roystus.bsky.social
New Dad and husband to a writer. I teach social studies at my alma mater in Anchorage, AK. All opinions here are strictly my own.
3yo is into Jonah right now, and kept asking for sackcloth, because that’s the part of the story that he is fixated on (despite being generally a sea creatures kid recently). My mom heard him and sewed a burlap sack for him into a little garment while we were over there for supper last night.
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Making it a series by watching Prison on Fire, also a Ringo Lam film starring Chow Yun-Fat.
January 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Now watching City on Fire, because my immediate family is in Tennessee and I remembered I have the Criterion Channel.
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
@eliothochberg.bsky.social

Cake as requested!
September 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Found this piece of trash while walking the coastal trail along with another Patriot Front sticker. Took them down. A few fascists are looking for friends in Anchorage. Let’s make sure these cowards‘ little club withers.
ALSO: note the North Star in the wrong place, just like theirs is.
July 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Three objects placed by the 3 year old in front of the guest room tv this morning.
June 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Raven eating Ranch. Very Alaskan due to Ranch being invented here.
June 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
While wrong about many things, Roald Dahl’s idea here about beauty has always stuck with me.

We have more technology to change our appearances, and somehow there is a convergence amongst people who could afford different to look like…that.
May 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I think our protest signs represent each of us well. The protest today was a great reminder that we’re not alone, and how powerful the people are. We heard way more appreciative honks from drivers than anything else, and it was good to build a memory of standing up as a family.
April 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Absolutely not. No.
January 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Just found my dream job.
January 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
December 28, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Brother, toddler and I went to Christmas for the Animals at the Alaska Zoo. We all had fun, and when we left, Edmund shouted “Goodbye, Animals!”
December 21, 2024 at 11:32 PM
My son is correct about the vibe for today. Not pictured: chill west coast jazz.
November 29, 2024 at 8:24 PM
My son is pretty into the Madeleine Kahn ep of The Muppet Show.
November 11, 2024 at 4:40 AM