Roytulin
@roytulin.bsky.social
With any luck, the weather will remain calm for the rest of the year.
August 20, 2025 at 9:28 AM
With any luck, the weather will remain calm for the rest of the year.
The Second Munich Conference beginning in Alaska today. The invaded has once again not been consulted.
August 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The Second Munich Conference beginning in Alaska today. The invaded has once again not been consulted.
More than a year after the Sunak ministry resigned, the #Conservatives are still screwing us, like the Online Safety Act 2023 they enacted, aka 'the porn ban', which requires you to give up your face or ID before you can view online adult content.
July 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
More than a year after the Sunak ministry resigned, the #Conservatives are still screwing us, like the Online Safety Act 2023 they enacted, aka 'the porn ban', which requires you to give up your face or ID before you can view online adult content.
⚽️ My heart cannot take this 😆
July 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
⚽️ My heart cannot take this 😆
Capitalisation matters.
dB is a relative measure of power, usually used for sound; DB is the German state-owned railway company.
pH is a chemical scale of acidity and basicity. PH is a Canadian video website.
dB is a relative measure of power, usually used for sound; DB is the German state-owned railway company.
pH is a chemical scale of acidity and basicity. PH is a Canadian video website.
July 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Capitalisation matters.
dB is a relative measure of power, usually used for sound; DB is the German state-owned railway company.
pH is a chemical scale of acidity and basicity. PH is a Canadian video website.
dB is a relative measure of power, usually used for sound; DB is the German state-owned railway company.
pH is a chemical scale of acidity and basicity. PH is a Canadian video website.
Dear Kal Dano,
I can do with a Tox Uthat and a shuttlecraft for a day or two please. Just to turn down the sun a little, nothing too risky. Thanks.
I can do with a Tox Uthat and a shuttlecraft for a day or two please. Just to turn down the sun a little, nothing too risky. Thanks.
June 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Dear Kal Dano,
I can do with a Tox Uthat and a shuttlecraft for a day or two please. Just to turn down the sun a little, nothing too risky. Thanks.
I can do with a Tox Uthat and a shuttlecraft for a day or two please. Just to turn down the sun a little, nothing too risky. Thanks.
By what train of thought did some thick knob decide that the emoji 🙂↕️ is to be called head_shaking_vertically?
It is obviously nodding, because 'shaking' of the head refers to the motion in the yaw axis only, it is nodding in the pitch axis, and tilting in the roll axis.
It is obviously nodding, because 'shaking' of the head refers to the motion in the yaw axis only, it is nodding in the pitch axis, and tilting in the roll axis.
June 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
By what train of thought did some thick knob decide that the emoji 🙂↕️ is to be called head_shaking_vertically?
It is obviously nodding, because 'shaking' of the head refers to the motion in the yaw axis only, it is nodding in the pitch axis, and tilting in the roll axis.
It is obviously nodding, because 'shaking' of the head refers to the motion in the yaw axis only, it is nodding in the pitch axis, and tilting in the roll axis.
That's quite enough summer for the year, it'd be grand if we can wrap this up sooner rather than later.
April 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
That's quite enough summer for the year, it'd be grand if we can wrap this up sooner rather than later.
Hot take: Cadbury's is shite, and has been for 10 years.
April 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hot take: Cadbury's is shite, and has been for 10 years.
Hot take time: Utilities should be disallowed from raising prices for a few years after a fine by a regulator.
They and their shareholders should take losses for failing the public. If they collapse, their network should return to the government.
They and their shareholders should take losses for failing the public. If they collapse, their network should return to the government.
April 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hot take time: Utilities should be disallowed from raising prices for a few years after a fine by a regulator.
They and their shareholders should take losses for failing the public. If they collapse, their network should return to the government.
They and their shareholders should take losses for failing the public. If they collapse, their network should return to the government.
After 85 years, the US is no longer interested in European security.
Europe needs to re-evaluate the merits of our participation in US-led activities and US basing agreements with us.
Europe needs to re-evaluate the merits of our participation in US-led activities and US basing agreements with us.
February 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
After 85 years, the US is no longer interested in European security.
Europe needs to re-evaluate the merits of our participation in US-led activities and US basing agreements with us.
Europe needs to re-evaluate the merits of our participation in US-led activities and US basing agreements with us.
I believe that we decided on 1 September 1939 what we do with Nazis.
January 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I believe that we decided on 1 September 1939 what we do with Nazis.
Cat: This litter tray smells too much of piss, I shall piss in the other tray that smells less of piss
[Litter tray gets washed]
Cat: This litter tray does not smell of piss. I shall piss in the other tray that does smell of piss.
[Litter tray gets washed]
Cat: This litter tray does not smell of piss. I shall piss in the other tray that does smell of piss.
January 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Cat: This litter tray smells too much of piss, I shall piss in the other tray that smells less of piss
[Litter tray gets washed]
Cat: This litter tray does not smell of piss. I shall piss in the other tray that does smell of piss.
[Litter tray gets washed]
Cat: This litter tray does not smell of piss. I shall piss in the other tray that does smell of piss.
99% of shoe manufacturers: 'Oh these shoes worked well for you for the past 3 years did they? Well get fucked because we have stopped making them'
January 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
99% of shoe manufacturers: 'Oh these shoes worked well for you for the past 3 years did they? Well get fucked because we have stopped making them'
To Canada's credit, after being threatened with invasion by the US President-elect, they still sent fire brigades to the US, without conditioning that support to a retraction or an apology.
January 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
To Canada's credit, after being threatened with invasion by the US President-elect, they still sent fire brigades to the US, without conditioning that support to a retraction or an apology.
Fuck Microsoft for forcing this online integration shit on us.
I hope whoever decided on that choke on every drink they have.
I hope whoever decided on that choke on every drink they have.
December 26, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Fuck Microsoft for forcing this online integration shit on us.
I hope whoever decided on that choke on every drink they have.
I hope whoever decided on that choke on every drink they have.
As events in Moscow show us, electric scooters have a tendency to catch fire rapidly and with little warning. Please store them safely.
December 17, 2024 at 9:16 PM
As events in Moscow show us, electric scooters have a tendency to catch fire rapidly and with little warning. Please store them safely.
South Korea, what the fuck were you doing?
December 3, 2024 at 11:42 PM
South Korea, what the fuck were you doing?
Hello world. This even looks similar as well, huh.
November 23, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Hello world. This even looks similar as well, huh.