Anyway, has your parent aged into the toxic religious phase yet? You know, where they ONLY communicate in the name of Jesus, misquoted Bible verses and daily online Bible study screenshots texted to your phone every morning?

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Just me, then?

Okay, cool.

I came here with a question. Or maybe you guys with aging black boomer parents can relate... Wait. Do we call our parents boomers?

That's not the question.