trump promised to bring down grocery prices on day one. So far, the only things he's brought down are the stock market, and the world's opinion of America.

We are a shithole country.

It's come to my attention that some people believe you can't buy a new book until you've read the books you already have. Let me assure you, as both a lawyer and a writer, that this idea is legally and morally WRONG and BAD. Buy more books.