But if you strengthen the people, Mr. Pretend Bezos, how will you keep your boot on their neck?

One thing I take heart in: no one has enough money to increase the Paul Pope comic output. Moves at its own pace, like nature. You're just a poor commoner like me, Pretend Bezos, in that respect.

Mom, dad, stop fighting!

"special" to the Globe and Mail, but, not so special

I'm paraphrasing here, but it's hard to make a man believe something if him sitting on his ass all day doing nothing is dependent on his not believing it.

Stupid, yes, but he has a wonderful singing voice.

never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

I was naked, and I was hungry.

eat some hot tamales for me

This post gets an A+
Now go finally finish Robot Odyssey

I am told that cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Always. On . The. Case.

It were Charley Patton what said 'it takes boozey booze, lord, to get me through, and they put me in a prison, lord, where there is no booze.' Pray extra hard they don't put 'em in the slammer.

Cobain would make a rad third.

Look, I like your account, and it's not my desire that I get banned, but it's incumbent upon me to say,

One side, toy guy scum.

ab horns on point

*your tv, reading this* yeah, buddy, i'm'a give you that eyeball tracking info, put me outta a job

Well it won't *arrive* red...