I only communicate through chuckling. Often makes things awkward. But I am, in fact, completely awkward, so…😬

I felt bad about being rude and the inadvertent flashing, but glad to have missed the religious sales speech.

Ha! Last x they sent 2 women. My dogs were going ballistic at the window (not stranger friendly) and I had just gotten out of the shower so only in a towel. In the barking mayhem, I forgot to hold towel closed. They got the full monty of exasperated me giving up politeness and screaming Go! Away!

My grandma was odd af and no AI could ever hope to match that level of weird. Also if she could she would toss my phone in the fires of hell (where it probably belongs).

I stg I saw an office worker meme just like this years ago

Wait, there are men that take out the trash w/o whining or expecting a prize for it?

My kindergartener has better penmanship.

Exactly. Huge tvs are like the only thing in life that has gotten cheaper. I have a wall sized screen, my own food, and I don’t have to deal with sticky floors or random assholes.

Black Hawk Down. Saw it in the theater and can’t remember a thing except how upset my friend and I were. Anything that is misery/torture porn. Thx to autoimmune issues, strong emotions make me break out in hives/welts.

My dad ordering the same pair of jeans from JC Penny catalog for 5 straight decades. Has exactly 5 buttonup blue shirts. Ignores every one to play with trains and model airplanes his entire life. I never doubted it was genetic after I figured out we were the “weird” ones to the rest of the world.

My dad was a big Carlin fan so I grew up with him. Huge help in making me see things clearly.

Listen I already have cats that want to eat my face when breakfast is late. Do not want cats that actually could do the job of eating my face.

My grandma got shingles (pre-vax) and it left her deaf in one ear. She said she wouldn’t wish it on her worst enemy, and that woman could hold a grudge like no one else so I know I don’t want that experience.

Feeling better about my 30 year love/lust for Gavin Rossdale rn.

She is all up in his business. If he yawns, she sticks her whole head in his mouth and licks his tonsils 🤣

Once had a cat (dearly departed) who hated other cats, but was besties with the backyard groundhog family. They would lay on their backs and suntan together on the back deck. Completely nekkid of course 🤣 letting it all hang out

Definitely prefer to slattern, since that also implies dirty and lazy. Trollops and strumpets sound like they’re having a good time!

Yep, same. And I’m married to a guy who grew up upper middle class and can’t live poor (even though we are). He just harasses his parents until they give him whatever he wants. Biggest problem in our 20+ year marriage.