Fuck Panama, it’s mine. Fuck Greenland, it’s mine. How far are you willing to let this shit go?

Amirite?

Welcome to the resistance

My tv doesn’t need to be smart. He’s street smart.

Idk if anyone else has noticed but doesn’t it seem like there’s way too many dickheads around?

Seriously, why are you still on twitter?

I haven’t had a cold since 2018. I forgot how annoying this was. It was a good run but it’s time to normalize getting sick sometimes, I guess.

Finally got my invite! Hello, bsky!