martin shorts & brian crocs

My family exclusively refers to Christian Horner as Mr. Spice and it is my current favorite form of disrespect

good will bunting

in college I asked someone how they had enough time to do school and be poly and they looked me in the eye and said, “I don’t watch tv.”

can’t reach out to my high school boyfriend bc he’s very likely trumpy but I need to tell someone that in 2012 we got into an argument about turtles vs. tortoises and I just learned that I was wrong

whattup party people new diagnosis for my mother just dropped