I really don't understand how people are surprised and shocked when Trump says that crashing the world's economy is akin to taking medicine.

I mean, this is the guy who talked about horse dewormer and injecting bleach as a potential cure for COVID, no?

Me: 'I have a meeting in an hour to discuss a report, and I haven't written my part yet, but I have an hour to go, so it's ok.'

My ADHD brain: 'You should spend this time generating Studio
Ghibli-style images on ChatGPT.'

Me: 'Yeah, sure, sounds good.'

So, I went to ChatGPT and gave it this prompt, and as the outcome, I got the table with the same tariff rates announced yesterday in the US.

I guess someone just prompted AI and afterwards went 'looks legit, let's go with it lol' and crashed the world economy.

What a time to be alive.

Olles kahe nädala jooksul pidanud pikki sõbralikke vestlusi Indoneesia, Malaisia ja Singapuri autojuhtidega ei ütle miski nii hästi 'tere tulemast tagasi koju' kui Tallinna lennujaama Boltijuhi arusaamatu venekeelne uratus minu 'Tere hommikut!' peale.

I'm out of internet connection for a few days, chilling on some idyllic Indonesian islands, and taking a scenic boat ride without a worry in the world when my phone connects to the internet and I get my first news.

What in the name of drunk donkeys asshair is this wild crap that just happened?

Me, reading US news and watching it go in one scaramucci from, well, US, into something that is apparently starting to build concentration camps and starting a trade war with um... uh...

*checks notes*

Canada. Yeah, Canada. Wat.

'But Bluesky is a bubble!'

Yes. And looking at things that's how I want it. I want a bubble where people are polite and laugh and it is warm and nice and there is good food and when a flaming right-winger tries to break into it, I will hit them with the nearest heavy object until they go away.

Ühel hommikul sõnas Pipi oma sõpradele Tommyle ja Annikale, et ta on leiutanud „silmapaistvalt“ hea sõna spunk, kuid ta ei tea mida see tähendab. Koos hakati otsima mida spunk tähendab.

Sama on innovatsiooniga. Ja Jete Leo näitab, et on vaid väike samm innovatsioonist rahvusvahelise skandaalini.

Raul: 'I'm running a schedule of constant overlapping meetings, I have deadlines on top of deadlines, I'm living on stress and adrenaline but I'm almost on top of things if I can have a few hours of uninterrupted work.'

Estonian weather: 'I'm gonna drop this bigass tree on your power lines now.'

Raul: So dark, I wish for snow, then it would be lighter.
Estonian weather: Np, have some snow.
Raul: It's nice and cosy now.
Estonian weather: Have some more snow.
Raul: Uh, enough?
Estonian weather, railing a line of coke: MORE SNOW!
Raul: Bro, stop!
Estonian weather: Here's a blizzard lmao.

Working on a long text with ChatGPT and told it not to use words like 'enhance' and 'crucial', while it still kept sneaking them in any time it thought I wouldn't notice. Then gave the finished text to ChatGPT for final review and asked for recommendations to make it better. Snarky little bastard.