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Richard Romkee
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Meteorologist - UNCO '22. Denver sports fan. Loyal Rockies fan. He/him.
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The rest of the NBA trying to take out OKC:
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Mr Met trying to kill himself by sticking his head in an oven. Because he's a Met, nothing goes right for him and the attempt fails
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Donald Trump, allegedly the president of the United States, attempting to stay awake during a cabinet meeting while his prefrontal cortex melts Donald Trump, a man who's only president of the United States when Stephen Miller is getting his chronic shoulder pain treated, receiving whatever a "FIFA peace prize" and generally looking like his face forgot how to face
December 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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A series of text messages: "I ain't reading all that" "I'm happy for u tho" "or sorry that happened"
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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...how
A brown dog looking at a cell phone in horror and shock
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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We'll be taking that division crown, thanks
Kevin James on the set of The King of Queens smirking while leaning on a kitchen counter. A navy blue Denver Broncos hat and an orange chain with a large Denver Broncos logo pendant have been photoshopped onto him
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Alright that's more like it
A 12 inch ruler standing upright in an undisturbed patch of snow. The snow comes up to around the 6 inch mark, or roughly 15 cm.
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Trump advisors trying to keep him happy (his ego is the only part of his brain that's left at this point):
A superhero throwing random sharp implements and shouting "Random bullshit GO!!!"
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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A picture of an empty desk chair and a microphone with the caption "live Charlie Kirk reaction"
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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The Baltimore Ravens in high leverage situations
Daffy Duck pointing a revolver directly at his face in a wild west town. He is wearing a holster and a cowboy hat.
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Oh yay the chiefs won
Amateur sleep paralysis demon and possible Vice President JD Vance on the 2024 campaign trail, giving a speech on CSPAN which has captioned the moment with [single person clapping]
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Reading between the lines here I'm pretty sure we could talk him into universal healthcare if his approval rating dips into the 20s
A Fox News poll showing that 62 percent of registered voters in their polling sample blame President Trump for current economic conditions to 32% who blame former President Biden
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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A tweet from Elon Musk: "Grok Imagine prompt: she smiles and says 'I will always love you'". The text is accompanied by an artificially generated picture of a woman smiling in a very awkward manner, almost as if she were a real woman interacting with Elon Musk
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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A man with his hand on his chin in a lackluster attempt at sex appeal with the caption "who want me? 🚫🧢". An Instagram poll with 100% of the respondents saying "no"
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Alan from Smiling Friends holding a box of paperclips and a piece of paper on a beach and saying "what the fuck?"
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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The White House doing damage control today
A weird little guy mopping in a burning building on Smiling Friends
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Wheat Ridge, Colorado. 9:35 PM MST.
A band of green and red stretches across the night sky thanks to a faintly visible aurora borealis over Wheat Ridge, Colorado on November 11, 2025
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Managed to get a picture of the northern lights despite being in the suburbs with next to no photography experience.

Please clap.
A blurry picture of the sky featuring a red and faint green streak which is Aurora Borealis AKA the northern lights, taken from Wheat Ridge, Colorado. The top of a building is at the bottom of the image, as well as a street lamp.
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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A series of text messages: I ain't reading all that I'm happy for you tho Or sorry that happened
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Squidward wearing a Jacksonville Jaguars hat, asking a man next to him who's holding a baseball bat to hit him as hard as possible and to not hold back
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Skinner and Pickard tonight
A gate without a fence on either side of it (i.e. a useless gate), surrounded by grass with lush trees in the background under a hazy sky
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Satan watching people defend SNAP benefits being withheld and a preschool teacher being kidnapped (Hell is going to need a big, expensive expansion)
A staffer for Andrew Cuomo looking at his phone and realizing that maybe people don't like scumbags that much after all
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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8-2...somehow
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Pros: he's one of the guys from Moneyball in Oakland
Cons:
On March 18, 2022, DePodesta helped to facilitate a trade for Deshaun Watson.[11] Watson and the Texans' 2024 sixth-round draft pick were traded to the Cleveland Browns in exchange for the Browns' first-round draft picks in 2022, 2023, and 2024, as well as the Browns' third-round pick in 2023 and fourth-round picks in 2022 and 2024. As part of the trade, Watson signed a new, fully guaranteed, five-year, $230 million deal with the Browns, making it the largest contract at the time and most guaranteed money in NFL history.
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Patrick from SpongeBob handing Squidward (in a body cast) a fat L while saying "Firmly grasp it"
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM