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Randall

@rsanders.bsky.social

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Existing quietly (sometimes) at the intersection of sports & a few dialects of nerdery. I constitute a fraction of @numbersmlb.bsky.social.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 5h

his legacy of getting the shit hit out of him

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 5h

I was so worried we wouldn't get one last Playoff Kershaw™️ with him working out of the bullpen in his final postseason

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 7h

Spike earLee

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 8h

Won’t get swept, and going to make these pieces of shit burn a few more pitchers at the very least. Do not go quietly into that autumn night.

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 9h

at some point someone has to stand up and say "no. Today is not the day that the talentless Jake Bauerses of the world have their day."

hasn't happened yet.

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 10h

he makes me think of a discarded candy wrapper on account of I have no use for him and I wish to throw him in the trash

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 1d

awe inspiring

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 1d

I wasn’t reading superhero comics in 1994 but yeah it’s super weird every time I remember he not only passed away in my lifetime but multiple-ish years into my lifetime

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 1d

Jack Kirby probably saw episodes of X-Men in 1992

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 1d

like break room microwave broccoli

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 1d

Private Dining
Second breakfast lieutenant

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 1d

Beef Petty Officer
Colonel Cholesterol
Major Heart Attack
Sergeanto Cheese

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 2d

anyone who says nice things about the beerfuckers is an enemy. Grudging, accepting, whatever - you do not give these no talent pieces of shit assholes a single inch.

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 2d

pulled a set of color values from a graphic and it was 67-67-67

kind of funny.

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 2d

I will not do that but I will take back one (1) occasion where I said they reek to high heaven this season

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 2d

sports is where I put all my crazy so I can be a rational and functioning human being elsewhere

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 2d

oh something is getting ripped off of something if that happens

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 2d

I promise the only thing I'd ever hand them would be a giant cartoonish bomb and both middle fingers upturned

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 2d

fuck off and burn in Hell

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 2d

he’s a perfect microcosm of the franchise. The stupidest among us would have us believe we’re supposed to be impressed but under the slightest scrutiny there’s nothing remotely interesting going on and it’s all just forced, dorky shit

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 2d

may they all rot in hell

Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 2d

I know many Brewers fans. Theyre lovely people. Its nothing against any of y'all. I simply dont want your team to have any success at any time.

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 2d

I promise you my hatred for that franchise, their livestock fanbase, and everything they represent is more legitimate than anything that franchise will ever produce and I’ll prove it to you over and over again if you insist.

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 2d

This broadcast - nay, the baseball world - would have me believe this bunch of shit ass fucking nobodies are real. That they’re legitimate. That they’re to be taken seriously. That I should regard them as such.

And forever, I say fuck no and fuck you for suggesting it, clowns.

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 2d

my first experience with the franchise and their current ballpark was over twenty years ago at this point and I’ve never once come away anything more than deeply unimpressed

Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 2d

everything about the franchise is forced and comes off as minor league play acting at the big time