I said something to a male coworker about how if men had to have something like a mammogram a new painless technology would be invented instantly. He scoffed and proceeded to tell me that men have to have colonoscopies and those are INVASIVE. Yes, I know, I told him, because women too have colons.

Sooooo….are we talking about Jay’s Oyster Bar?

Probably the coolest bookstore if you like weird, interesting, niche, horror, mystery.

Went to a one with a similar feel in Maine. If you had good questions you were treated with matter-a-fact answers, if you asked dumb questions like “do you have this in the back?” you were treated you maybe got a monosyllable. They also had a sign that said FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS BUY ANNUALS.

Unconcerned about the quantity of food. Slightly concerned with the color of your drink. In my experience, drinking things that are blue leads to nothing good!

Drinking an IPA is like putting a microplane zester in your mouth making it impossible to taste anything you consuming with it.

Important Business Guy also loves to talk about their high-end bourbon collection….

You can actually shred the pages and add them slowly to your compost pile. Worms do like shit…

Yup yup yup. Local breakfast joint my husband and I used to frequent would give my husband’s hippie bagel sandwich (with hummus, sprouts, and veggies) to me and give my order- bagel with sriracha cream cheese and picked hot peppers, to him EVERY single time.