Rachel Stephens
@rstephens.me
sunshine and rainbows and f-bombs 🌈
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@redmonk
she/her
@redmonk
When Julia speaks, we all should listen
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
When Julia speaks, we all should listen
ooh, that's a good one
January 8, 2026 at 9:27 PM
ooh, that's a good one
confession: sometimes I just shut the door so it can't get back in.
I'm a "don't come home until the street lights are on" vacuum parent
I'm a "don't come home until the street lights are on" vacuum parent
January 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
confession: sometimes I just shut the door so it can't get back in.
I'm a "don't come home until the street lights are on" vacuum parent
I'm a "don't come home until the street lights are on" vacuum parent
the robot vacuum lives in my office and the noise it makes when it re-docks and cleans itself scares me truly every time.
January 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
the robot vacuum lives in my office and the noise it makes when it re-docks and cleans itself scares me truly every time.
joke works every time!
December 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
joke works every time!
I clearly need to do more squirrel research!
December 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I clearly need to do more squirrel research!
noted. :) all the squirrels in my neighborhood are brown.
December 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
noted. :) all the squirrels in my neighborhood are brown.
do they always look that color?
December 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
do they always look that color?
what is wrong with that squirrel???!
December 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
what is wrong with that squirrel???!
More from Zach here:
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
More from Zach here:
Best day for a deadline imo
December 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Best day for a deadline imo
I have many Febubaby friends and felt guilty immediately after posting this.
December 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I have many Febubaby friends and felt guilty immediately after posting this.
I think you forgot about February
December 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I think you forgot about February
Hope Dynatrace gave you a chapstick budget. Maybe your weekend's hydration be plentiful and your nuisances few.
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hope Dynatrace gave you a chapstick budget. Maybe your weekend's hydration be plentiful and your nuisances few.