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Richard Stromberg
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I don't think I have any more apps left in me
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Mixing sodas from a mountain but instead of sodas it's blood types
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Bart simpson saying now Kristol's mogging me? Oh that is it
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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I'm doing my part (my SIL and brother went from not knowing what "felching" was 48 hrs ago to laughing in person [and texts] to felching jokes)
A skeet from Derek guy saying I can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red m&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an **** and a skeet showing felching searches have overtaken turkey recipes on Google. My SIL laughed at both.
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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About to spatchcock this bird
Grogu looking fresh as fuck and ready to be served like a turkey at Thanksgiving dinner
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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William Holden and Kim Novak in "Picnic" (1955)
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I do not desire this information
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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"CROIXXXXXXX!!!"
Gabriella from high school musical standing up and singing "troyyyyyy!"
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Two tweets by Hillary Clinton. The first is a retweet of an NBC article titled "Hillary Clinton's campaign is powered by pizza, analysts say" but unfortunately the title is cut off, saying that it's powered by pizza and anal. HRC captioned the retweet as "guilty as charged" with a pizza emoji. The second tweet is unrelated to the first and discusses deportations.
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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You know they got your mans (on sex assault charges)
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Happy Veterans Day lmao. They did give me a 25% off coupon code, though?
An email notifying me that my free credit monitoring is expiring this year. It was provided by the govt after the OPM hack in 2015 compromised all my shit. They did offer a 25% off coupon code.
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Brilliant gambit
@schumer.senate.gov
Fox News headline "Democrats cave, open path to reopen government"
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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A graph showing a boom in corporate profits between 2020 and 2025. In 2020, corporate profits were around $1.8 trillion while in 2025 they're above $3.2 trillion.
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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A tweet saying "me and my friends would've killed geico gecko with hammers I can tell you that much". In the tweet, geico gecko has been edited in place of ET.
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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"Better to be on a sandwich than to be hit by one."
As described in a Reactor article by Leah Schnelbach, "It’s a brief moment in Hayao Miyazaki’s Porco Rosso, when seaplane pilot Marco Rossellini—a man cursed with a pig’s head—meets up with his old pilot buddy Rory. The two have a clandestine conversation in a movie theater, and Rory warns Marco that the Italian Air Force wants to recruit him, and they’re not going to take no for an answer. This scene comes about 40 minutes into the movie; until now, the only stakes were whether Marco would make enough bounties to cover the cost of repairing his plane. But now Marco has a choice to make." Marco's decision is that it's "better to be a pig than a fascist. In the image, Marco is on the right, wearing a tan overcoat, sunglasses, and has a big smile under his mustache, and has his hand in a bag of snacks. Rory is dressed in the Fascist Air Force uniform. Both are looking towards the viewer, as the POV is from the movie screen.
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Larry David throwing his apple away in someone else's trash can right before the man freaks out about it
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Donut for her from the Simpsons but instead of Maggie, all the images are of hello kitty
November 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Drawing of two guys sitting on the bus. The one on the left has to look at the rock face so his view sucks and he is sad. Above him are the words "no baseball". The one on the right is smiling and happy because he gets to look out his window and see a sun swept valley and rivers and beauty. Above him are the words "no John smolts". This is a reference to baseball being over after the dodgers won the world series, but on the bright side, we don't have to listen to John smoltz and his dogshit commentating anymore. We are sad, but we are free.
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Cleveland Guardians fan with a cap on saying it's been 78 years
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Texted my brothers after Rojas swung at that first one in the chalk. Then texted them after Rojas blasted that solo home run and told me to eat shit. Fair enough.
A text to my brothers. One says "Rojas lmao" and was sent at 10:13 pm." Rojas then hit a home run at 10:16 pm and I texted "LOL"
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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What a game. What a series. What a sport. Unbelievable, yet fitting, that we get one more.

We have dipped ourselves in magic waters.
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Freddie Freeman. It is over.
Arthur Morgan on his deathbed, seeing the last sunrise of his life.
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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To the top of the 14th inning we go
Adam Sandler in the wedding singer singing "somebody kill my please"
October 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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To the top of the 13th we go
Goob from Meet the Robinsons staring at you from a window, with deep, dark circles under his eyes. He's wearing a grey baseball uniform with a green undershirt. He is exhausted. We are exhausted. But god do we all love baseball.
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM