Richard Summerscales
@rsummerscales.bsky.social
Occasionally amusing, increasingly annoying. “You’re quite geeky but in a good way”.
It was all uphill and very mountainous with treacherous icy ridges - make that about 6 days if you have a sherpa
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It was all uphill and very mountainous with treacherous icy ridges - make that about 6 days if you have a sherpa
She’ll be livid when she hears about the new Gabbybaldi
December 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
She’ll be livid when she hears about the new Gabbybaldi
The Co op really do have the best choices on offer!
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The Co op really do have the best choices on offer!
Witnessed on Sat’day: Man of Middle Eastern appearance who looks like he didn’t have two pennies to rub together finds £10 in frozen food shop. He could’ve kept the money but insisted on giving the cash to the Manager to see if they could find owner. If owner is not found, money is going to charity.
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Witnessed on Sat’day: Man of Middle Eastern appearance who looks like he didn’t have two pennies to rub together finds £10 in frozen food shop. He could’ve kept the money but insisted on giving the cash to the Manager to see if they could find owner. If owner is not found, money is going to charity.
I love it when fesshole goes techno
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December 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I love it when fesshole goes techno
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The bloke can’t even wear his rosette in the right position - looks like he’s balancing it on his shoulder
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The bloke can’t even wear his rosette in the right position - looks like he’s balancing it on his shoulder
Angry Turds
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Angry Turds
Woman Pube Shave - I think 6Music play a lot of their stuff on their late night shows
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Woman Pube Shave - I think 6Music play a lot of their stuff on their late night shows
I bet she’s right ticked off
December 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I bet she’s right ticked off
I love it when fesshole goes techno 🤷♂️
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I love it when fesshole goes techno 🤷♂️
You would have liked this game I played in on holiday in Spain: England/Ireland versus Germany/Spain. There was definitely no feigning of injury involved
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
You would have liked this game I played in on holiday in Spain: England/Ireland versus Germany/Spain. There was definitely no feigning of injury involved
I’m English so therefore love ‘soccer’. Like you, I despise the faking injury stuff and diving. Remove grass pitches and make them play on concrete! The players would be less likely to throw themselves on the floor then
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I’m English so therefore love ‘soccer’. Like you, I despise the faking injury stuff and diving. Remove grass pitches and make them play on concrete! The players would be less likely to throw themselves on the floor then
Oops (where’s the edit button)
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Oops (where’s the edit button)
I wonder. I bet they draw some inspiration from Steve and Alex Bruce.
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I wonder. I bet they draw some inspiration from Steve and Alex Bruce.
He then proceeded to sonically zoom round the classroom wearing his red trainers while collecting gold coins
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
He then proceeded to sonically zoom round the classroom wearing his red trainers while collecting gold coins
Yusuf is the new Kate Andrews
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Yusuf is the new Kate Andrews
Can you…interesting
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Can you…interesting
Oh Sophy, you are now literally just a couple of career moves away from the Look North sofa 😉
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Oh Sophy, you are now literally just a couple of career moves away from the Look North sofa 😉
She now plays all of the right notes but not necessarily with her index fingers
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
She now plays all of the right notes but not necessarily with her index fingers
First world problems 🤷♂️
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
First world problems 🤷♂️
To borrow a phrase from legend rugby league commentator Eddie Waring, “poor lad”.
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
To borrow a phrase from legend rugby league commentator Eddie Waring, “poor lad”.
Oh dear, you’ll never experience the joys of corned beef, tinned burgers in a rich onion gravy or a Fray Bentos pie
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Oh dear, you’ll never experience the joys of corned beef, tinned burgers in a rich onion gravy or a Fray Bentos pie
Bargain. I’m going to buy one and I don’t normally bother
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Bargain. I’m going to buy one and I don’t normally bother