Like a common Theresa May.

"Shouldn't you be Engaging someone in Discourse, dear?"

One assumes that he manages it by sharing the load with the other Adrians Tchaikovsky in parallel universes.

George from Seinfeld has a substack?

Bit anachronistic, Sam. Must’ve been articulated buses, at that length.

Gen α, apparently. The Greek alphabet buys us a few more centuries.

No, that was us millennials. It’s why there are no houses; avocados are houses’ natural predator.

The real mystery is gen x, who the media never, ever, mentions (pet theory; this is because most editors are gen x).

Though, honestly, verse 1 works without modification, provided that you assume that the private banker is then charged under the 6th anti-money-laundering directive.