Rob Synnott
rsynnott.bsky.social
Rob Synnott
@rsynnott.bsky.social
Tech-debtor. Social Justice Warlock. He/him. 🏳️‍🌈

Sapping and impurifying all of your precious bodily fluids.

Dublin, Ireland.

December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Like a common Theresa May.
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"Shouldn't you be Engaging someone in Discourse, dear?"
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
One assumes that he manages it by sharing the load with the other Adrians Tchaikovsky in parallel universes.
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
George from Seinfeld has a substack?
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Bit anachronistic, Sam. Must’ve been articulated buses, at that length.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Gen α, apparently. The Greek alphabet buys us a few more centuries.
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
No, that was us millennials. It’s why there are no houses; avocados are houses’ natural predator.

The real mystery is gen x, who the media never, ever, mentions (pet theory; this is because most editors are gen x).
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Though, honestly, verse 1 works without modification, provided that you assume that the private banker is then charged under the 6th anti-money-laundering directive.
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM