Randall
@rtsawyer.bsky.social
An engineer/car guy. I might have built your amp.
As an owner of several tiny cars, let him have this one. I want the Honda e, Alfa Romeo Mito, Volkswagen Up, and many others in the US. I don't want the F350 to become the official vehicle of the resistance in response.
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
As an owner of several tiny cars, let him have this one. I want the Honda e, Alfa Romeo Mito, Volkswagen Up, and many others in the US. I don't want the F350 to become the official vehicle of the resistance in response.
I wrote a mildly witty ad for a car I'm selling, and I'm upset at how many coworkers asked if I used chat gpt.
August 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I wrote a mildly witty ad for a car I'm selling, and I'm upset at how many coworkers asked if I used chat gpt.
This guy really likes his name.
August 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This guy really likes his name.
I thought we were past the days of obvious clickbait headlines.
July 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I thought we were past the days of obvious clickbait headlines.
Steps to painting a car:
1. Sand
2. Prime
3. Prime
4. Prime
5. Sand
6. Fill
7. Prime
8. Sand
9. Prime
10. Sand
11. Seal
12. Paint
I'm down to the last three steps.
1. Sand
2. Prime
3. Prime
4. Prime
5. Sand
6. Fill
7. Prime
8. Sand
9. Prime
10. Sand
11. Seal
12. Paint
I'm down to the last three steps.
June 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Steps to painting a car:
1. Sand
2. Prime
3. Prime
4. Prime
5. Sand
6. Fill
7. Prime
8. Sand
9. Prime
10. Sand
11. Seal
12. Paint
I'm down to the last three steps.
1. Sand
2. Prime
3. Prime
4. Prime
5. Sand
6. Fill
7. Prime
8. Sand
9. Prime
10. Sand
11. Seal
12. Paint
I'm down to the last three steps.
I'm making a goofy old car a fun color
June 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I'm making a goofy old car a fun color
The window guy wanted to know what year my Mustang is. Here is the Mustang in question:
May 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The window guy wanted to know what year my Mustang is. Here is the Mustang in question:
Nature is happening outside the shop.
May 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Nature is happening outside the shop.
Arkansas is a tough place. There are just drugs on the street.
May 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Arkansas is a tough place. There are just drugs on the street.
I love how good we are at economic analysis and how clear the messaging is.
April 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I love how good we are at economic analysis and how clear the messaging is.
Live a life where you don't end up the bad guy in a folk song. I know pop and rap have some good beefs, but:
"Are you rolling in your grave while I soak it with my piss?" - Laura Stevenson
"There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes." - John Prine
"Are you rolling in your grave while I soak it with my piss?" - Laura Stevenson
"There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes." - John Prine
March 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Live a life where you don't end up the bad guy in a folk song. I know pop and rap have some good beefs, but:
"Are you rolling in your grave while I soak it with my piss?" - Laura Stevenson
"There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes." - John Prine
"Are you rolling in your grave while I soak it with my piss?" - Laura Stevenson
"There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes." - John Prine
March 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Very proud of the Internet for either not showing me or not coming up with a cringe cover of Ebin by Sublime but replacing Ebin with Elon.
January 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Very proud of the Internet for either not showing me or not coming up with a cringe cover of Ebin by Sublime but replacing Ebin with Elon.
Finally shaved. A guy at work said I look like someone he'd buy moonshine from. I assume this is a compliment.
November 5, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Finally shaved. A guy at work said I look like someone he'd buy moonshine from. I assume this is a compliment.
The shop just got a big upgrade.
November 1, 2024 at 8:10 PM
The shop just got a big upgrade.
Call me a hopeless romantic if you must. It's my wife's birthday. So I got her two (2) new shovels.
September 17, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Call me a hopeless romantic if you must. It's my wife's birthday. So I got her two (2) new shovels.
Travis, I found your lift.
August 23, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Travis, I found your lift.
The chickens had a visitor.
August 14, 2024 at 12:35 AM
The chickens had a visitor.
140 bales bucked. Over 400 to go.
August 6, 2024 at 12:51 AM
140 bales bucked. Over 400 to go.
There's a huge need for hybrid mechanics in the Tulsa area. Someone would probably clean up by opening a specialty shop.
August 2, 2024 at 3:56 PM
There's a huge need for hybrid mechanics in the Tulsa area. Someone would probably clean up by opening a specialty shop.
The truck decided it is now time for an engine rebuild.
July 8, 2024 at 12:37 AM
The truck decided it is now time for an engine rebuild.
Before and after. Finally redid the seat in the old farm truck since it's my daily driver at the moment.
June 14, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Before and after. Finally redid the seat in the old farm truck since it's my daily driver at the moment.
Are they worried that my sharp objects will compete with the ones in the box?
June 14, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Are they worried that my sharp objects will compete with the ones in the box?
Happy pride month. I fixed a lesbian's AC to celebrate.
June 1, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Happy pride month. I fixed a lesbian's AC to celebrate.